Imagine a world where Abraham Lincoln’s grandfather and mother were killed by Vampires and now he is getting revenge on those who killed them. Well that world is coming to the big screens in Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter on June 22nd. I don’t know what it is about that trailer, but for some reason I can’t wait to see that movie when it comes out. It looks like all kinds of awesomeness wrapped in cheese and crap. A combo that can sometimes work and looks like it will be magic for this movie.
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Jonah Hill was seen at the BAFTAs yesterday in a suit that seemed a little too tight for him. The once fat actor who then lost a lot weight looks to be packing on the pounds again. So much so he could barely close his jacket. Even though the button held on for dear life, his pants seam didn’t because as you can see it ripped on the right leg below his crotch. Better there than on his a$$.
Even though he looks like he is putting the weight back, he still looks good. He would just look better in a suit that fits.
A lot of us have had sex in a car, but how many of you have had sex with one?
Well yesterday on My Strange Addiction a 27 year old man named Nathaniel admitted he loves his car Chase. When I say he loves his car, I mean he loves loves his car. As in he has sex with him. That’s right even though Chase has had girlfriends his car is a he, so that make him bi-I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-he-would-be.
Now back to the sex, how? Women at least have the gear to sit on, but men only have the exhaust pipe. Oh wait maybe he can put it between the seats on those cars that have the separation seats? Seriously where does he put it? I just can’t even imagine. Unless he pretends he is like a huge pen!s moving around in a vajayjay. OK I have to stop because I just don’t even want to picture it anymore.
But I will say it gives a whole new meaning to auto-erotic.
UPDATE: I forgot about the cigarette lighter. But you have to make sure the car is off when you do that because it gives new meaning to come on baby light my fire… Well that and you have to have the lack of girth to fit in that little hole.
After last week’s smashing first episode, you wondered how long will Smash keep us waiting to find out who will be cast as Marilyn Monroe. Well you won’t have to wait too long because tonight on NBC at 10p we find who she will be?
First we will watch Karen and Ivy battle it out in callbacks. Then you will see how much they want the role and what they will do to get it. Finally we will have our Marilyn. Which girl do you think will get the title role? Team Karen (Katharine McPhee) or Team Ivy (Megan Hilty)?
You will have to tune in tonight to find out who the lucky girl is in an episode that is even better than the buzzed about and thoroughly enjoyed pilot.
