Pink might be a rock star, but looks like she was saying So What to staying up til Midnight to Raise her Glass to the New Year. Carey Hart and her are new parents and they might be in Trouble now of their old lifestyles. But before you think they were completely Sober at the big moment, when that time came they were ready to Get This Party Started! When the clock struck 2013, the happily married couple shared a F*cking Perfect kiss!
Bigfoot has eluded the world for centuries, but with new technology that might no longer be the case. Tonight at 10p on Animal Planet four experts have made it their life’s work to Finding Bigfoot. Tune in to see how they will use new equipment and technology to finally see if the myth is real. If you are as interested as I am in Sasquatch, then you are going to be intrigued by the second season of this show as much as I am.
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Seriously is it just me or does it seem like Anderson Cooper has never been that close to a woman in her underwear before?
Why does CNN keep bringing back Kathy Griffin to co-host their New Year’s Eve special? Each year does something dumber and dumber? Seriously she is 51 years old, she is way too old to be taking her clothes off why she in on a national news channel. Good thing millions of more people were watching Dick Clark struggle to say Happy New Year instead. Too soon on Dick?
Every January 1st millions of people make New Year’s resolutions, and by January 2nd they are already breaking them.
After watching the cast of Shameless tell us their resolutions, I became inspired to come up with some for a few of the celebrities I blog about.
Kim Kardashian – Next time I get married, I will make sure it lasts at least 73 days. Lindsay Lohan – I will remain sober and not go back to jail again. Scarlett Johansson – I will not say something pretentious one day and something low class the next. Bradley Cooper – I will date as many single A-List actress as possible that I haven’t already dated. Are there any left? Will Ferrell and Jack Black – I will make a watchable movie. Paris Hilton – I will become a celebrity again. Demi Moore – I will date my own age. Oh that 20-something guy is so cute and he is much younger than what’s his name! Ricky Gervais – I will only make fun of people who deserve it at the Golden Globes. Charlie Sheen – I will get my job back at Two and a Half Men and never say “Winning!” again. Donald Trump – I will finally get a haircut that shows off my real hairline. The writers of Glee – We will make the show as good as it was during the first 13 episodes. Gwyneth Paltrow – I don’t need to make any resolutions, I am perfect the way I am. The casting department from Dancing with the Stars – We will cast real stars that the viewers at home have actually heard of. Simon Cowell – I will shirts that don’t show off my moobs. Richard Simmons – I will wear pants and shirts with sleeves. Pamela Anderson – I will dress my age.
Happy and healthy New Year, may 2012 bring you everything you want and more!
And more importantly let’s hope that the Mayans really ran out of room on the wall and we make it to 2013!
