Everything from Three’s Company to The Golden Girls has gotten the pornody treatment, so it was only a matter of time that Vivid would Love the King himself Elvis Presley Tenderly! They’re releasing Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody on DVD this January 8 and I Can’t Help Falling in Love with it and I want it for my very own right after Blue Christmas! The King of Rock’n’Roll will be shaking his hips in just his Blue Suede Shoes in a Heartbreak Hotel over this.
So if you are Lonesome Tonight, make sure to buy this DVD and hopefully you will not want to Return it to Sender! Seriously doesn’t that trailer have you All Shook Up?
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Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie have attended several premieres together for their Golden Globe nominated film The Tourist and up until now we have never seen the two of them pose together and now we know why. Seeing the body language they have towards each other, I know why the critics are saying there is no chemistry between them. Look at the way Captain Jack Sparrow is standing with his hands holding his opposite wrists like that, it is as though he wants to make sure that there is no way he will be touching her. I have a feeling that even though the film got several nominations yesterday, we won’t be seeing a sequel for it…at least not with those two starring in it together.
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Seth Green and his wife Clare Grant went to the Family Guy: It’s A Trap DVD Launch Party and I finally realized that not only is she the perfect woman for him…she is also the perfect height for him. Look at where is his winds up on her body, you know he is happy being the size that he is when he is with her! I guess that is why he is grinning from ear to ear like that!