Justin Bieber is the new zit-free face of Proactiv and in the ad he says, “My hormones kick in, I don’t want to stop that.” I don’t know about you, but as soon as he said that I threw up in my mouth a little. I just don’t want to think about that little kid having his hormones kick in and all that comes along with that.
Maybe all he needs is a cold shower or a water bottle to the head.
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Tori Spelling had a family day at the Farmer’s Market and we saw her do something we thought she forgot to do…eat. I am not exactly what she is eating, but at least she is putting some food in her mouth. Hopefully it will fatten her up a bit because I think she is way too skinny.
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For some reason George Lopez dressed up as a woman for Teen Choice Awards and boy he is an ugly girl. I don’t know if he was trying to look like Snooki, Kristen Stewart or the fourth Kardashin sister, hopefully we will find out why he wore a black short dress tonight on Fox at 8p and it was for a skit on the show. Because if he is a secret cross-dresser, I will start a petition to ban him from shopping in woman’s apparel forever because he is one fugly woman. He is so ugly, he make Khloe Kardashian look pretty and more feminine than normal.
BTW Ken Jeong needs to get some sun because he is whiter than ghost.
Justin Timberlake thinks a woman brings Sexyback if she smells like body odor. He told Cosmopolitan according to OK!, “Some people say BO (body odour) can be an aphrodisiac and I agree. It depends on the body the odour is coming from. It’s a long-term intimate thing. You don’t want it to be the first thing you smell when she comes into the room. It’s about layers – layers meant to be discovered.†To me it is a turn off and not a turn on.
So what is another layer of smell that he likes his woman to smell like, ““Men like scents that have more to do with food than roses. Something subtle and not too loud or overt. A woman doesn’t need something whimsical to be sexy – smart is sexy. Sleek is sexy.†So in other words women if you want to be *NSYNC with Justin’s nose all you have to do is wear a vanilla moisturizer with no deodorant.
BTW I wonder what he smells like…or maybe I don’t?
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Zac Efron and Chace Crawford met up at the Teen Choice Awards and the two former-teen idols look hot together. It is not that the two actors who dropped out of Footloose look hot because of their hunkiness, but because they were sweating because it was so hot at Universal yesterday. Even sweaty the Gossip Girl star and the High School Musical actor still look good to me.
BTW who do you think has the better baby blues? I think it is a tie because both of their blue eyes are just beautiful to me.
