Barbara Walters announced on The View today that she is going in for heart surgery later this week. The 80 year old news legend is going to have surgery to replace a faulty heart valve. She is expecting to take at least a month off from work to heal and she is expected to make a full recovery. Here is to hoping she has a speedy recovery because someone needs to keep Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck in check on the ABC talker.
The woman whose voice was as beautiful as she was has been silenced. Lena Horne passed away yesterday at the age of 92 according to The NY Times. The singer/actress broke grounds as the first African-American performer to be signed to a long-term contract by a movie studio and that studio was MGM. She is best known for singing Stormy Weather in the movie of the same title as the song. But those of us from a younger generation will remember her from The Wiz or The Cosby Show. I personally was introduced to her on Sanford and Son, so take 22 minutes and remember the legend by watching her in the above episode.
Side note: The last few seconds of that episode is great way to say goodbye to her, so make sure to watch it all the way through.
So Tiger Woods had to pull out of The Players because of a bulging disk. Well if you like everyone, you changed the s in disk to a c for d!ck! And you would expect that the sports anchors would be better than us when reporting the news. Unluckily for them and luckily for us, they are not as you can hear in the above clips where two sports anchors made a bulging error! Thank you Tiger Woods for having a bulging d!ck, I mean disk!!!
BTW Tiger doesn’t need an MRI to tell him he has a bulging d!ck, the many many many women he was with can attest for that!
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Christina Aguilera dressed her awwwdorable 2 year old son in a shirt that read “Little Stink Bomb”. I don’t know about you, but I think that some day that shirt will give Max Liron a complex. All babies poops smell like, well, sh!t but you shouldn’t force the little guy to wear a shirt letting the whole world know about it. At least wait until he hits puberty and refuses to shower, that is when he will really need that shirt. Granted you will be able to smell it before you read it!
