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Normally I hate TV show pornodies, but after watching the trailer for This Ain’t Glee I can’t wait to see it when it cums out in July. OMFG, they so nailed it…no pun intended, or was there? Anyways sit back and watch it with a tissue because you Gleeks know you are so excited to see it! Because they will, they will f*ck you!
Why aren’t their porn musicals? Lord knows there are a bunch of porn stars doing karaoke every Tuesday across the street from my place who I’m sure would be willing to sing while they work.
A day after Bret Michaels made his televised appearance on Oprah, comes word on his Facebook that he was hospitalized for the third time in two months for another life threatening condition.
Bret Michaels was readmitted to the hospital this week after suffering numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands which doctors described as a Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA) or warning stroke. While MRI and CT scan tests were being conducted, Michaels also received a Doppler Ultrasound of his legs and lower abdomen looking for blood clots and most importantly an Ultrasound Bubble Test of his heart was conducted which proved positive for a Patent Forum Ovale (PFO), a hole in the heart. Dr. Zabramski (Bret’s neurosurgeon), Dr. Becker (who ordered the test), Dr. Cook (who conducted the test) and Dr. Frey (Director, Outpatient Stroke Program) all confirmed the results.
Dr. Zabramski states “There is no doubt that the positive Patent Foramen Ovale (PFO) is devastating news to Bret and his family. The good news is that it is operable and treatable and we think we may have diagnosed the problem that caused the Transient Ischemic Attach (TIA) or warning stroke; however we feel it is highly unlikely this is connected to the brain hemorrhage he suffered just a few weeks earlier. Once again it is great that he quickly reacted to the severe numbness and got to the hospital immediately.”
Dr. Zabramski continues, “I realize Bret wants to make a full recovery so that he can be active with his family, attempt to attend the finale of Celebrity Apprentice and especially get back on the road to continue making music. Without a doubt he is very determined to get healthy and make a 100% recovery. Medically speaking it is a fantastic attitude both mentally and physically for him to have. However, Bret’s brain and body are not quite 100% yet, especially with the hole found in his heart. Further tests will be conducted throughout the week and I will have more information next week as to how this Patent Foramen Ovale (PFO) will be treated. For now, Bret will be treated with outpatient care which includes a daily injection of Lovenox (a blood thinner to reduce the chance of blood clots) and blood tests.”
Bret’s rep, Janna Elias, states “Bret wants everyone to know he cannot thank you enough for all of the well wishes, prayers, and good vibes you have sent his way. Even though these last few months have been tough on him and his family, especially this most recent setback, he is in good spirits, great medical hands and is positive and hopeful that everything is going to be OK. He is up, walking, talking, continuing his daily rehab and very happy to be alive but he has made it clear he is sick and tired of being in the hospital and is ready to rock again.”
Let’s pray that he is able to rock again soon and will be able to some how be part of Sunday’s finale for Celebrity Apprentice on NBC at 9p because if anyone deserves to win it, it is him. They say bad things come in threes, let’s hope this is the third and final health issue he has to deal with. 2010 has been a sh!tty year for his health and to have so many things unrelated like that, it is crazy. Let’s pray this is it for him and he makes a full recovery because we want to see him rock and Rock of Love again!!!
UPDATE: Donald Trump just Tweeted this, “The latest update on Bret Michaels is that he’s making every effort to attend the live finale of Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday–so tune in!”
via Sadao Turner’s Twitter
Did you see the video of Justin Bieber walking into a door? Nope? Well press play, sit back and enjoy.
He might be an international musician at 16 and have more money than you can even dream of, but poor boy hasn’t masted glass revolving doors. He seriously hit his head hard because you can hear the loud thump. I wonder if it knocked any sense into him, because it sounded like it should have. Maybe if he wore hairspray it would have protected his head and his precious hair. Plus how much do you love how he acted like a Baby, Baby when he finally got through the door. All-on-all at least he has a great sense of humor about it and that is why I will openly admit I like the Biebster! UPDATE: Justin Bieber Tweeted this about the incident, “i think my head still hurts from running into that door…haha. only thing u can do in times like that is laugh at yourself…and laugh hard” And we are laughing hard with and at him!
BTW yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they interviewed people in South Central, Los Angeles about Justin Bieber getting a BET nomination and what they thought about it is so freaking funny!
Courtney Love was talking about her love life to Hot Press and she told them they she had an affair with a super model. She said, “It was Kate Moss. She doesn’t care. It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).†They were perfect for each other, too bad it didn’t work out.
Hot Press says she gave them an explosive interview and besides talking about Kate Moss, she also claims to have had affairs with Gavin Rossdale, Billy Corgan and Edward Norton and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Gotta love Courtney because you never know if she is telling the truth, but it is always an interesting story either way!
A lot of people think Brad Pitt is already superhero because he is the father of 6 kids, dating Angelina Jolie, an A-List actor and does so much amazing charity work, and in November we will actually see him playing one in Megamind. After that trailer, I don’t know whether to be creeped out by it or to run out and go see it on November 5th. The first half was really weird, but then once they introduce Brad Pitt’s Metro Man the trailer suddenly picked up. Especially when we saw Jonah Hill’s character and it looked just like him.
BTW is it just me or does it feel like Tim Allen should be playing Metro Man?
