Why does American Idol hate us so much? For the last 8 seasons we have made the show the #1 show of the season, and we are continuing to do so for the 9th one even though they have chosen to dislike us for some reason. First they let Paula Abdul leave the show instead of Kara DioGuardi and replaced her with Ellen DeGeneres who has proven to be a dud thus far. Then they let Simon Cowell quit the show after this season. OK, so that just effects the judging part of the show. What about what they have to judge? This year’s crop of singers is the worst group yet. They might be the best looking, but they are also the most boring. Last week’s Rolling Stones show was not painful, it was just extremely lackluster. So how is the show going to pep it up tonight’s episode on Fox when the 11 finalists put us to sleep with Billboard #1 hits…they are going to have Miley Cyrus mentor them. And to make it worse Disney’s newest fake couple Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are going to perform on tomorrow night’s result show and so will this week’s mentor Miley Cyrus.
So once again I ask, American Idol what did we do to you to make you hate us so much???
OMG! All American Rejects performed Gives You Hell on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and towards the end of the song he made out with several female audience members. As soon as I saw that, I thought Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav and Ray-J’s dating time is up on VH1 and it is time for Tyson Ritter to get his own on the network that formerly played music videos. Imagine what a train wreck it would be?
Actually to be honest, as soon as I saw him kissing all those girls like that, I threw up in my mouth. Granted I was already started to dry heave because WTF was up with that sh!tty live performance of Gives You Hell. I don’t know what gave me more hell…that performance or him making out with all those girls.
BTW next Thursday (4/1) OK GO! will be performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC at 12:06a and they better do a better job when they perform because I will be there and it is my birthday!!!
Weird Al Yankovic’s life story is coming to the big screen and I can’t wait to see this future Oscar winning movie after watching the trailer on Funny or Die. So much is finally going to be revealed like his affair with Madonna. I always knew they had something, now we finally know that they did.
I never realized how much he looked like Mary Steenburgen until this movie, but I think Cher would’ve been a better choice to play his mom. Seriously who the freak knew that Olivia Wilde had the acting chops to play Madonna like that. She so nailed her! She deserves the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, I would say Best Actress but I don’t wish a divorce for her real-life Prince husband and her.
I can see the reviews for Weird: The Al Yancovich Story…”I laugh, I cried and I laugh and cried some more.” and “Eat it!” and from Wolf Blitzer “‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ but I won when I saw Weird!” and from James Blunt “You’re Pitiful”!!!
Jerry Springer is getting a dating show on the Game Show Network. Yes, you read that right Jerry Springer is switching up his hosting style from couples who shouldn’t date to couples that should date. On April 19th Springer will be host show called Baggage where 3 contestants will come out with suitcases with “Baggage” and they’ll confess and defend according to WKRC. The three love seekers will to reveal their faults and foibles to their suitor and that person will have to decide who has the faults they can live with. Sounds like it should be interesting and embarrassing for the people will baggage and who doesn’t love watching someone make a fool of themselves?
