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Now that Kevin Jonas is married and he is getting laid, he just can’t stop looking at his wife’s boobs. Maybe MTV will give them a show like they gave one to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey when they tied the knot and we can hear all about their sex life…now that they are having one. It is always fun to hear from those who recently had their cherries popped talk about their romps in the sack. You know those two are doing it like crazy. Yeah I just put that image in your head because why should be the only one suffering through it!
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Pink’s body scares me and not in a good way. When I see her in that outfit showing off her figure like that, I think she looks like she has the body of man but with t!ts and no pen!s. Granted if she didn’t have the muscles she has, she would not have been able to do the absolutely beautiful death-defying number she did at the Grammys last night. Maybe it’s me, but I would rather have my girlish figure than the ability to do what she did. But I don’t think I would have the balls to do what she did, which brings us back to the girlish figure thing…
In case you missed her performance of Glitter in the Air, here it is.
Last night when you thought you heard the wind howling in the saddest way, it actually wasn't the wind but convention nerds all over the world crying out in pain because their beloved Veronica Mars is getting married. According to Us Weekly Dax Shepard proposed to Kristen Bell over the holidays. The When In Rome co-stars have been dating for over two years.
