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Yesterday Dwayne Johnson was at our Alma Mater, University of Miami giving the commencement speech (I don’t think they’ll ask me to do one) and by the looks of his expressions they were anything but Rock solid!!! My favorite one is the Popeye, he should do that one more often!
BTW I can’t wait to see my alumnus (can you tell I took 3 semesters of Latin at UM?) in Tooth Fairy on January 22nd.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Norah Jones and him sang a duet to 12 Days of Christmas as an ode to funniest videos on YouTube and there were plenty of funny moments in it. So sit back and enjoy 12 Days of Christmas as it has never been done before.
BTW I can’t get enough of The First Day of Christmas so here is the video in its entirety.
Yesterday on the Late Late Show when Craig Ferguson was reading e-mails he inadvertently made fun of me and really hurt my feelings. Craig got an e-mail from Romeoville and said that it sounds like a movie Leonardo DiCaprio and then he went in to a rant that described me to a T. He said, “Wasn’t that a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio? Romeoville? It wasn’t, but it sounds like could be true, didn’t it? Did you see him in Romeoville? Oh he was awesome. He was so great. That was before Titanic, when nobody else knew about him. I knew about him and I loved him, but nobody else knew about him. Then after Titanic everyone loved him, but I didn’t like him by then. I only like things when other people don’t know about them and then when they know about them, I don’t like them. Why is that? Because I am an internet douche.” You know, I really liked Leo on Growing Pains and in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and then when he did Titanic and got all popular, I was over him because everyone else liked him. And that is my theory with a lot of things. So basically Craig summed me up in that rant and the truth hurts and I am in a lot pain right now. I might have to give up his show because he really hurt my feelings.
UPDATE: I decided to watch the rest of the show through my uncontrollable sobbing and his ending made me laugh so hard all is forgiven…for now…
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Blake Lively attended the Sherlock Holmes premiere and looking at her in those pictures of her, she looks so much older than 22 to me. Does anyone think that she looks so much older than she is? And what is up with that doily she is wearing over her underwear as a dress?