So I have been some really crappy days recently and have been looking for something that would make me laugh the freak out loud and thanks to the Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube page and I finally got that!!!
Here is one of the best April Fool’s Day jokes ever played, and I so wanted to post it on the April 1st for you guys but it wasn’t online then. I even my begged my JKL! contact to post it for me, I even used the today is my birthday card because yes I am an April Fool and he said sorry he couldn’t do it even though it was my birthday! So today when I really needed the laugh it was miraculously there for me!!!
Seriously how f*cking funny is that prank!
I so love Aunt Chippy and reaction to it all is so classic! Now you see why I fell for that sick son of a bitch’s show after watching that!!! BTW when I was on a conference call for the 1,000th episode of the show with Jimmy Kimmel, I asked him what was his favorite bit in the first 1,000 episodes and he said it was this one and I feel the same way! I hope you feel the same way about as Jimmy and I do!!!
Before she was a member of the The Breakfast Club, she belonged to The Facts of Life. How different does the red-headed actress look back in 1979 as a natural brunette when she was 12?
Tonight on TV Land Prime there is a new reality dating show and this one is different but the same as the others. The Bachelor’s creator Mike Fleiss is changing up the search for love by having a 40 year old woman trying to land herself a 20-something. The Cougar, Stacey Anderson has 4 kids and one of those kids is actually older than at least one of the contestants. So what make her seem so attractive to these much younger men? She recently signed a multi-million real estate deal and they want a sugar-mommy. At least that is what I think because it kind of creeps me out. One guy turns 21 on the first day of filming. Ewwww. While the courtship of the 20 boys is like Fleiss’ other show, the elimination process is one of the grossest ones of them all. You see if she wants the men to stay she kisses them on the lips. If she wants them gone, she gives them the cheek. When she rejects their her cattiness comes out. It totally creeped me out.
While I might not be writing the best review for this show that premieres tonight on TV Land at 10p, I heard it gets better and is more like The Bachelor as the weeks goes on. So I will be back for more!
So last night American Idol changed things up and only 2 of the 4 judges were able to critique each singer so they wouldn’t go over, (which they did) and OK! Magazine is reporting that the show finally realizes that they made a mistake adding Kara DioGuardi, I mean a fourth judge. So what will Idol do? They are thinking are eliminating one of them and if they who should it be? Well OK! says that is causing problems between the two female judges.
“The plan to add a fourth person backfired,†an Idol insider tells OK! about the troubles that have been mounting since Kara joined the cast at the beginning of this season. “Now the producers are left with a tough decision: Do they go back to the original three-judge format, or leave Kara there?â€Â
With all four judges in contract negotiation  and no ninth-season spots confirmed  the competition has turned fierce. “As long as the show brings in millions of viewers, everyone wants a piece of it,†says a pal of the former pop star. “Paula wants to remain on the program for as long as Simon is involved, and Kara’s trying to stay on for as much time as possible. She wants Paula to get the ax.â€Â
I say keep Paula and get rid of Kara. Seriously who likes Kara? I have not spoken to anyone who is like she is a great addition to the show or that they love her. Everyone I know hates her and her stupid waste of time comments.
Talking about hate and her stupid comments, I hate the new format that only two of the judges get to comment on the singers. Especially when it is just Kara and Randy Jackson, those two add nothing but time to the show.
Also something the show could do, so I would actually find out what happens at the end of Fringe is get rid of the stupid mentors. Seriously what did Quentin Tarantino add to the show yesterday? I mean he is not a singer just a fan and all he did was add useless time to the show that Simon could have used to tell these singers that they suck and why as compared to telling them to stop moving their hands. Instead of getting hasbeens that the singers never heard of to mentor them get singing coaches and don’t show me their rehearsals. Anyone with me on that? Has anyone been like OMG that mentor really added something. All they ever do is say, I am fan of so-and-so or I think they got the song or I am not sure how it will turn out. Shoot I will get to see that when they sing the song.
Now back to the singers…Lil Rounds needs to go home tonight for destroying The Rose. B!tch if you don’t the meaning of the song or the importance of it in the movie then don’t sing it and try to defend why you f*cked it up. That was Bette’s swan song in the movie and please oh please let it be hers. When it comes to the rocker chick, what was good about the song. It was boring. Justin Timberlake looking guy made a Bryan Adams song even more boring than it was. Someone explain why Gokey is so good to me? His voice is boring and songs are slower than paint drying. That song was Endless, but not Love for me. I know everyone loves Adam Lambert, but to me is just a big poser trying to be an Emo rocker when in reality he is a total Broadway star. Stop faking it and be who you are? I am saving my best for last and that is Kris Allen, he is consistently good and I hope he comes in second because winning Idol kind of hurts your career in a way.
OK! I am done ranting for now, so what did you think of last night?
The National Enquirer is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has found a sperm donor, and they say a it is her old Friend David Schwimmer.
“Jen’s been telling everyone on the set this film (The Baster) should be promoted as the story of her life,” a set insider told The ENQUIRER.
“But the real shocker is that she says her top candidate for artificial insemination is David Schwimmer!”
And in yet another twist on life – maybe – imitating art, Schwimmer’s character fathered Jen’s baby on Friends!
The second insider added: “The funny thing is that Jen said when she and David were still starring on Friends, they made a pact that if they were both single at 40, they’d elope and start a family together!”
Well now that she is 40 and he is 42, maybe we will get a wedding and a baby soon?
I am sure we can file this story under so not true, but it is still a fun read!
