Last night on Dancing with the Stars they did a group dance to the ’60s beat and I am still not sure how I feel about it. On the whole the show bored me. I don’t get why the judges loved Shawn Johnson so much, she made mistakes and was just OK. Looks like Gilles Marini climaxed a few weeks ago. Melissa might be good, but her and Tony bore me, there is just no emotion or excitement with them. Lil’ Kim was also disappointing last night. When it comes to who will go home tonight on ABC at 9p, it should be either Ty Murray or Lawrence Taylor. And whoever makes it to next week of those two will be eliminated then. What did you think of Dancing with the Stars last night?
Now back to more pain…American Idol is doing Disco tonight at 8p on Fox and that has never been good. But here is some good news to go with the bad…tomorrow two of those yawners will go home! Seriously why did they save Matt aka Justin Timberfake again?
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So Snakes on a Plane aired on broadcast TV and as you can tell FX edited the famous line for “I’ve had it with these Mother Fucking snakes on this Mother Fucking plane” to “I Have Had It With These Monkey Fightin’ Snakes On This Monday To Friday Plane!” Seriously that was the worst fix since I got your nose instead of penis from the infamous Porky’s shower scene. Isn’t FX the network that has cursing on shows like Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck and now all of sudden they are afraid of the phrase MoFo. That line made the movie, this new line leaves me speechless.
And this wasn’t the only crazy thing that Fox Broadcasting censored last week, they also wouldn’t let the title of Quentin Tarantino’s movie air on the “family show” American Idol. Here is how AI producer Ken Warwick told USA Today it all went down.
2:05 p.m. Warwick is in an editing room back in the production office watching the packages of Tarantino with each singer. There’s still no final decision on the other Tarantino package that had caused a stir with Fox (a shorter version eventually runs). Now, there’s another issue, but it’s easily resolved: When Idol mentions Tarantino’s upcoming war film, it won’t specify the title: Inglourious Basterds. “Family show,” Warwick says.
Wait when did Basterds become such a bad word on Fox? I love Bones, but have you seen some of the corpses they are showing now? C’mon these censors need a good fuck and get over words like Mother Fucker and Basterds.
OK I am done ranting now, so I will leave you with the song Bring It from Snakes on a Plane…
Just when you thought that John Stamos’ hotness was only appreciated by those who walk on two legs, thanks to VH1’s Free Radio we are able to learn that even those who walk on 4 legs understand what we have been saying for all these years! Granted they have to go on two legs to show it! I would say poor John, but it doesn’t take a b!tch to know that is one prime piece of meat that should be shared by all!!!
BTW you can see more hilarity on VH1’s Free Radio every Thursday at 10p!!!