Rosie O’Donnell answered a question on her site that asked one thing she wanted to do and that one thing was to give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.
Jimmy Kimmel of course could not let that nugget go, so he responded to her offer on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and his lap is willing and able for her to dance on it!!! Ewwwwwwwww
I think I smell a new video coming up for May sweeps! Rosie O’Donnel is lap f*cking Jimmy Kimmel.
When Rosie accepts his offer (because you know she will) this is what I will be picturing is going on because I will have my eyes closed.
But what I will probably be seeing is something like this other scene from Death Proof…
Word to Jimmy Kimmel you might want to borrow all 100 pairs of those underwear that Guillermo put on to get in the Guinness Book of World Record to protect that area neither Sarah Silverman and Ben Affleck will be wanting to touch afterwards.
Ladies remember when you were a kid and you put on your mom's long dress for dress up, didn't it just look like what Mary-Kate Olsen looks like in that dress. Where did she get that dress at the Big and Tall store? Mary-Kate you are neither big or tall, so get a dress that fits!
