Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Could Ashley Olsen make it an easier on us to comment on her in this picture? 

 

Want to see what is under that bar? – Dlisted

 Megan Fox topless – Daily Stab

Fergie talks about peeing her in shorts – Ninja Dude

Who denies they are writing a sex manual?- Holy Moly!

Someone actually admits to thinking Britney is sexy – CD&N

Jamie Lynn Spears going to be a single mom? – Pop On The Pop

How do Tony Romo's teammates feel about Jessica Simpson – GB

People's Choice Awards cancelled because of The WGA Strike? – B&C

Who is the lady in red? – The Bastardly

 

Cheryl Burke flew to Seattle with her Dancing with the Stars co-stars to rehearse before opening night, but instead of hitting the dance floor she hit the hospital according to TV Guide.

"Last night, during the run-through, I was cramping and in pain," Burke tells TV Guide exclusively. "I couldn't even stand up straight." Burke, who was rushed to the hospital, was told that it is a possible case of appendicitis. She will fly home to San Francisco on Wednesday for a second opinion from her family doctors. "I hope it doesn't require surgery," she says. If it does, Burke will be off the two-month tour for an undetermined period of time.

"It's a disaster," says pro Louis van Amstel, who is choreographing the tour and has had to rearrange his lineup so many times he's stopped counting. Karina Smirnoff has stepped in to partner with Drew Lachey, on top of dancing at least a half-dozen more numbers with Van Amstel. "Cheryl can't be gone for more than a week," says Smirnoff. "I won't let her!"

The Dancing with the Stars 5 curse continues even after the season ended. I would be afraid to join the show for the sixth season at this rate. 

USA has given us some major coal in our stockings as not only have they cancelled The 4400, but word comes from Broadcasting and Cable that The Dead Zone now lives up to its middle name and is no longer in its last names.

I really loved The Dead Zone and it kept getting better with age, but with age comes costs and even though they cut their costs last season USA still didn't pick them up. USA now has major holes in its Summer Sunday nights and at least one less viewer. Bah humbug.

BTW the news is even grimmer because Monk might not be coming back for a seventh season because they are in contract talks with Tony Shaloub that stalled before the strike. USA would be stupid not to give the multi-Emmy award winner everything he wants, but then again we are talking the network that dropped 2 of my favorite summer shows. 

Good thing that PETA was no where near Mary J Blige and Patti LaBelle at Mary's album release party because if they were they would have made their fur coats match the carpet.

BTW Patti LaBelle looks amazing even wearing fur.