Seriously? OMG! WTF?

MADONNA ON THE “LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN,” THURSDSAY, JANUARY 11, 2007

ABOUT THE CURRENT TREND OF CELEBRITY WOMEN NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR:

Letterman: “Now, I see these pictures on the Internet of some of your top stars of the day without their underpants.”

Madonna: “Oh God.” (audience laughs)

Letterman: “You know what I’m talking about?”

Madonna: “I’ve been hearing these stories. It’s dreadful.”

Letterman: “It’s just remarkable.”

Madonna: “I love underpants.” (Dave, audience laugh)

Letterman: “Yeah, who doesn’t?” (audience applauds) “I remember one night right here a long, long time ago – “

Madonna: “I brought you a pair of my underpants.”

Letterman: “ – you gave me a pair of underpants. And I still have them, yes I do.”

Madonna: “Maybe you could send them to Britney.” (Dave, audience laugh) “Honestly, I live in England and so, I get – I’m pretty cut off from a lot of these stories. I only read stuff about, or hear stuff about the Royal Family. And so I’ve come to New York and the first thing I hear is about everyone not wearing their underpants. What’s going on?” (Dave, audience laugh) “It’s freezing outside!”

Letterman: “Yeah, but it’s interesting.”

Late Show with David Letterman
BTW, the video is from when she gave him the underwear and not a preview of tonight’s show!
Wow, so since she kind of slammed Britney about not wearing underwear, I guess their friendship is over.

David Beckham says he is leaving Real Madrid to sign for LA Galaxy. The former England captain will leave the Spanish club at the end of the season and sign a five-year deal for the US side, believed to be worth £128m. Beckham said: "This week Real Madrid asked me to make a decision regarding my future and the offer to extend my contract for a further two seasons." "After discussing several options with my family and my advisors to either stay here in Madrid or join other major British and European teams I have decided to join LA Galaxy and play in the MLS from August this year." The 31-year-old, who joined Real from Manchester United in June 2003, is the most famous player to sign up for Major League Soccer since it began in 1996. Daily Telegraph sports writer Chris Davies told Sky News: "The LA lifestyle would suit Posh but (for a player) it’s an elephant’s graveyard. "If you go there you might as well sign off and claim your pension." Real Madrid had earlier confirmed that a new two-year contract was still on the table despite confusion over remarks on Wednesday by sporting director Predrag Mijatovi which suggested Beckham would be leaving. Beckham has consistently been linked with a move to the US. The 31-year-old midfielder has been forced into a bit-part role this season and is desperate not to spend much of the remaining years of his playing career on the sidelines.

Sky News

Who wants to go to a game with me?

Just call it the Late, Late Show. I’m told at least three of last night’s biggest stars at the People’s Choice Awards came close to losing some—if not all—of their airtime because of, well, tardiness. Vince Vaughn made a last-minute James Bond-like entrance to the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. "He arrived via helicopter to the top of a downtown skyscraper," a source reports. "Then it was down an elevator into a waiting limo, and then rushed to the side door entrance and into his seat just minutes before his nomination and win for Favorite Leading Man." Vaughn’s Break-Up ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, barely made it for the start of the show. "She was supposed to be seated for the top of the show because she was part of Queen Latifah’s monologue, and the director wanted to get a shot of Jennifer on camera," a source says. "She was running late, so they had to rush her into the backstage lot of the Shrine and literally run her into her seat." Justin Timberlake, however, wasn’t in a rush to get in his seat: He was in Anaheim, California, rehearsing for a concert. So, the People’s Choice producers had arranged for a live satellite feed so JT could give his acceptance speech for favorite R&B song. Well, Timberlake’s rehearsal went overtime, which meant the producers had to change the order of the awards (while the show was going on in real time) so Timberlake could finish what he was doing and still give his acceptance speech. Which they did. (Nice job, guys.)

Planet Gossip 

In case you were wondering why I did not blog about the People’s Choice Awards it is because the show is fixed. The fact that they did all that for Justin Timberlake just proves it. But then again I should be happy with fixed awards this year because Two and a Half Men finally won the award they deserved….best comedy!

Actress Katey Sagal and her husband, writer-producer Kurt Sutter, 43, welcomed their first child, daughter Esmé Louise Sutter, on Jan. 10, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. The baby was born via surrogate, her rep confirms. Sagal, 52, who was most recently seen in a recurring role on ABC’s Boston Legal (and rose to fame playing Married with Children’s Peg Bundy), married Sutter, a producer for FX’s The Shield, on Oct. 2, 2004 at their home in Los Angeles. "The ceremony was very homey," said Sagal at the time. "I got everything I ever wanted – even a disco ball!" The couple’s new daughter joins Sarah, 12, and Jackson, 10, Sagal’s children from a previous marriage.

People

I will never forget when she lost her baby on Married with Children and how the show dealt with it.

Meanwhile, Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline, still has at least one fan: camp king John Waters. “You don’t see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch,” the director of “Hairspray” told the Canadian Press. “He’s been the gentleman since they split up.” Waters is such a Federline fan that he made his assistant buy the rapper’s CD for him. “She was so mad, she almost quit,” Waters said. “She kept saying: ‘I’m not doing it. Please don’t make me buy it.’ But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven’t even taken it out of the wrapper.”

Scoop 

I love Water’s assistant’s reaction! How much do you want to bet that Waters will cast him in his next movie? K-Fed would be perfect for one of his films.

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