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Hot Links! |
| September 28th, 2006 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]
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Who taught Paris Hilton how to do a nip slip? – Celebitchy Janet Jackson is a drag king. – ICYDK Lou Diamond Phillips kisses and makes up with the woman he is charged with beating up – Splash NewsParis Hilton and Travis Barker think they can fool us? Silly couple Tricks are for kids. – Dlisted
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A sh!tty picture of Marques Houston…literally |
| September 28th, 2006 under Captioned By Me. [ Comments: none ]
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I don’t know who Marques Houston is, but I had to post it! I don’t know about you, but I would rather have a picture of me having sex all over the net than a picture of me on the crapper!
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WTF happened to Adam Ant? |
| September 28th, 2006 under Adam Ant. [ Comments: none ]
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Wow, there was a time in my life when I was willing to Strip for him, but not anymore. I hate to say this, but doesn’t he kind of look like either a cancer or an AIDS patient with that bandana and skin coloring?
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Ex-Gov McGreevy was a no show on Letterman, but the show went on with his Top Ten book titles |
| September 28th, 2006 under CBS, David Letterman. [ Comments: none ]
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On tonight’s LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, Letterman introduced the Top Ten List as being presented by former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey. However, instead of McGreevey, former LATE SHOW writer and staff member Gerard Mulligan walked out on stage to present the Top Ten List. Letterman explained that "we had invited the governor to be here, he said he would be here, we were all very excited that he was going to be here and then he stopped calling. They just stopped calling. They left us numbers that were unplugged, we couldn’t get a hold of him. He said, ‘Oh no, we’re coming, don’t worry, we’re coming,’ and that’s the last we heard of him…I hope he’s okay."
"Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey’s Book"
10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I’d Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession – I Can’t Resist Entenmann’s Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis – What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor’s Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill – Or a Steve or a Larry…"
1. "Why I Don’t Like Bush"
So tune into CBS at 11:35p tonight to watch the Top Ten read on The Late Show with David Letterman.
BTW that is one of the funniest Top Ten’s I have seen in a while!
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Prison Break actresses making a break to other shows |
| September 28th, 2006 under Fox. [ Comments: none ]
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Prison Break is going through Maricruzes like I go through cases of Diet Raspberry Snapple! As I teased in this week’s Ask Ausiello, PB producers have recast the role of Sucre’s romantically-conflicted girlfriend for the second time in a year. Six Feet Under alum Melissa Marsala has been tapped as Maricruz No. 3, replacing Maricruz No. 2, Camille Guaty, who escaped to star on ABC’s The Nine. Considering that Maricruz No. 1, Nadine Velazquez, split for a regular role on My Name is Earl, it’s probably a safe bet that a big network show is in Marsala’s future. (I hereby nominate J.Lo for Maricruz No. 4!) In the meantime, look for M 3 to debut shortly after PB makes its post-World Series return on Oct. 23. Frakkin’ baseball.
Michael Ausiello
Bet’cha the actress who finally does play the role will become a big star and the others will go no where. Karma has that way of finding you.
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