MySpace (Eli Roth) and
WireImage (Kanye West)
Who knew that when ABC announced that they were remaking V that dating snakes would be the hottest trend? Well looks like it is because in the last week we saw both Eli Roth and Kanye West showing off their reptile girlfriends. So who has the hotter one, the Inglourious Basterd or the plain old bastard? Hands down that goes to The Bear Jew’s girl PETA because we all know where Amber Rose has been and no one but her wants Kanye to tap that. So ewwww. They say that Eli makes torture porn movies, but seeing Kanye and Amber walking the red carpet like that is torture for me and not in a porn way…
