Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Tom Cruise appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he did something he has never done before…he did a cooking segment. Well the Cocktail star is very particular on the ingredients that he uses and he wanted fresh from the chicken’s you know what eggs. Well there was a guy across the street from the JKL studios that was selling the exact eggs that he wanted. So the Mission Impossible star got Ben Affleck’s bitch to go up the roof and zip line from one side of Hollywood Blvd to the other and then zip line backwards back to the studio. So how nervous was the talk show host about that stunt? Well @JimmyKimmel Tweeted this reply when he was asked how close he was to peeing in his pants “very, very close”. I would have asked him how close he was to sh!tting in his pants because I assume he was much closer to doing that.
BTW for those of you have never been to JKL studios, you might not understand why Cruise opted to take the death defying risk that they did just to get those eggs. Kimmel’s show only has so much time to do each segment and he already had done his monologue and interviewed Cruise for one block and he still needed two blocks for the band. Well the traffic light that allows you to cross from JKL studios to Hollywood and Highland is one of the longest lights ever and it was actually a lot faster to do what they did then to wait for that light to change. Believe me, every time I go to see the show tape I get stuck at that f*cking light and it takes forever to change and I am not exaggerating.
Finally while Tom Cruise was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, Craig Ferguson made it Tom Cruise Day on his CBS Late Late Show and dedicated his whole monologue to the Knight & Day star. Hopefully one day Ferguson will be able to use that little step he has if Tom Cruise will ever be a guest on his show. I would love to see Craig interview him!!!

---