Thandie Newton was on The Graham Norton Show last week and he wanted to know why she refused to wear a merkin for her nude scenes in Westworld. She told him, unlike most actresses she did not need one because she does not alter anything down there. Translation, she has a “full ’70s bush” down there. Since it is a period show, she needed to be au naturel in her lady parts. Meaning no wax, no Brazilians, no landing strips and definitely no vajazzling.
That was not the only reason for her hairy cat. Believe it or not, it takes 45 minutes to put on a crotch wig. She just wanted to get home to be with her 2-year-old son instead of having someone put on the fake hair where there is no real hair. Can anyone blame her? Imagine the conversations you have with the people putting it on you. So what did you eat for lunch? Fish?
Due to her confession, Chris Pratt also revealed something about himself. Ladies, he is pro-bush, and I am not talking about the former presidents. Therefore, if you want to date him, make sure your bottom looks like his top.
