Ever since Jimmy Kimmel Live’s first year, Jimmy Kimmel has had a feud with Matt Damon. So much so that the host has kicked the Oscar winner out of his studio every time he was able to sneak onto the set.
Every time, I have sided with Matt Damon, even when he was fucking Kimmel’s then-girlfriend, Sarah Silverman. However, yesterday, I was Team Kimmel.
JKL is in Brooklyn this week, and Damon decided to sit in the audience. The Brooklyn native mentioned that the NY Yankees are playing the Boston Red Sox. Then, he asked if there were any Boston fans there.
The Good Will Hunting star stood up and started screaming, “Go, Sox!” And this Bronx girl was like, “You come on my turf and say that shit? Someone is trying to be in the In Memoriam.” I don’t go to Boston and scream, “Go, Yankees!” But then again, why would I go to Boston again?
Anyways, back to the show. Kimmel had a brief interaction with him, and then called for security to remove the Masshole. And they did.
However, before they did, the actor said he was with family. Not his family, but Kimmel’s mom, Joann, and sister, Jill.
As he was being escorted out, he brought the two Kimmel women with him and declared, “You can keep me off the show. But you can’t keep me out of your mom.” And with that, he was redeemed. Because no matter how old a boy gets, Your Mama jokes are always funny. Back to being Team Matt Damon.
