Turns out
Snooki’s beer belly was really baby because the Jersey Shorer gave birth to a son this morning. Not letting a little thing like giving birth stop her from Tweeting, she Tweeted the announcement by saying “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ⤔ She then followed up with, “Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad. @JLaValle”
MTV is so elated with the first member of Jersey Shore 2.0 that they issued this statement, “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.”
I wonder when his first tanning appointment will be? And how long it will be until The Situation starts working out with the little Guido, so that he can lose those extra few ounces and get rock hard abs like him? And if it is too soon to talk to him about getting his own show on MTV Jr?
