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[ # ] Samuel L Jackson was a Sugar Plum Fairy!
January 15th, 2019 under Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Ryan Seacrest, Samuel L Jackson


Before he was Mother F*cking Samuel L Jackson action star, he starred in his aunt’s production of The Nutcracker as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Hard to believe? Yes, and sadly there is not photographic proof that it happened. We just have to take his word for it.

He also told Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest how he got into ballet today on Live with Kelly and Ryan. It was not that he wanted to be the next great ballet star, it was because his aunt was a dance teacher who had not boys in her class. Thus, he was the go-to male. I am sure that is something he did not mind when puberty kicked in.

Now, that we know he was trained in ballet when are we going to Snakes in Swan Lake? The dancers have to pirouette their way to safety from the Mother F*cking snakes. Actually, can you curse in ballet? If not, then it cannot be done.

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