Ron Funches was a Faithful on the last season of The Traitors, and it was not a positive experience for him. For example, the comedian said that Dorinda Medley was terrible to him. And that she was not the only one.
Now that Peacock has announced who will be participating in the upcoming season, Funches has some advice for them.
The first rule is to be nice to the Real Housewives: Bronwyn Newport (The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Cynthia Bailey (The Real Housewives of Atlanta), and Gizelle Bryant (The Real Housewives of Potomac).
The second rule is not to help the older contestant, Kristen Chenoweth. They might try to get your pity, but they will screw you over.
The third rule is for Cynthia Bailey, Gizelle Bryant, Taylor Hale, JaNa Craig, Boman Martinez-Reid, Rashad Jennings, Q Burdette, and Emira D’Spain. To them, he says, “Don’t be black.” Just like in Horror movies, they don’t do well.
The fourth rule is to pamper host Alan Cumming’s dog, Lala.
Finally, this one does not pertain to them, and that is “If you see Michael Rapoport, run!” Thankfully, he will not be back. So, I think this season’s version of him will be Chenoweth.
What do you think of his rules? I feel really bad that it was such a bad experience for him. But that is what happens when you put a bunch of people together who get paid to be mean on camera. They don’t know how to turn it off.
The Undatable star did not have problems with everyone. So his former competitors Lisa Rinna and the season’s winner, Robert Rausch, found his post funny.
The new season of The Traitors will debut in 2027.
