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[ # ] RIP Cotton Hill on tonight’s King of the Hill at 8:30p on Fox
November 11th, 2007 under Fox

Cotton Hill’s obituary, Arlen Bystander ( Arlen , TX ): Cotton Hill, age unknown, World War II veteran, died Sunday in a Texas VA hospital. Hill suffered from several injuries ranging from four rusty bullets lodged in his heart from his military service, a broken hip and torn ligaments in his ankle-knees, to an infection in his esophagus and severe burns caused by a freak shrimp accident that occurred earlier this week at Tokyaki’s Japanese restaurant. Hill leaves behind sons Hank Hill and G.H. (short for “Good Hank”); daughter-in-law Peggy Hill; grandson Bobby Hill; ex-wife Tilly; second wife Didi; first love and former Japanese lover Michiko; an illegitimate Japanese son, Junichiro; and nephew Dusty Hill (of band ZZ Top).

I will miss Cotton Hill, he was a horrible dad and helped to explain why Hank Hill was the way that he was. So tune in to King of the Hill tonight at 8:30p on Fox to watch Hank Hill die.

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