It has been 24 years since Dr. Evil has done something evil for a million dollars. But he has a new plan for World Domination.
What is it? A mobile plan with his phone company, Menace Mobile! The perfect name for any cellular brand because they are all evil.
Or are they??? Scott, his bastard son, because he is such a jerk, revealed that Verizon has a plan that is Austin Powers approved. As in, their customers get cash back and Verizon dollars. Plus, there are no activation and upgrade fees. Yeah, baby. Yeah!
Can we talk? How is it that Rob Lowe hasn’t aged a day, and Seth Green hasn’t grown a centimeter in all of this time? Dr. Evil is doing something right.
As is, Mike Myer. Because the actor who we barely hear anything about these days had two videos drop today. Want to see the other one, then
What do you think of the first look at Shrek 5? Or should we call it Donkey 5? The movie comes out next summer.
