Before Nicky Katt was a high school teacher on Boston Public, he was in elementary school on Code Red. How cute was the 10-year-old in that 1982 episode?
The Ohio State Buckeyes flew down to the White House to celebrate their National Football Championship with the person who lives there and the couch fucker.
The team brought their trophy with them, and that turned out to be a mistake. That is because when the VP picked it up with one of the players, the metal part separated from the base, and he dropped the bottom part like if he tried to catch a football.
Then, the player who was holding the top part gave the baseless trophy to the Ohio resident to pose for photos with them, which caused him to look even sadder than he usually does.
How did JD Vance react to his slippery fingers? He wrote, “I didn’t want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy, so I decided to break it.”
Last week, his wife, Usha, who looks older than Melania, said he is a lonely man because he is the VP. That is not why. It is because he is an unlikable person who can’t make jokes or hold a trophy properly. Does anyone besides Usha like him? Even furniture salesmen don’t want to sell him couches.
Lauren Sánchez went up into Space today on Blue Origin with Katy Perry and Gayle King, and they all experienced weightlessness. While the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos’ body moved without gravity holding her down, her face stayed still.
I wonder if that was part of an experiment. You know, will body parts move if they are filled with fillers? Now, we know the answer. It causes body parts to remain motionless with or without gravity.
Talking about gravity not working. The Amazon billionaire was so excited to see his fiancée when she came back down to earth, he fell face-first into the dirt outside the capsule! Kind of like how Amazon’s stocks have been doing since that idiot in DC issued tariffs against China.
To see one of the world’s wealthiest men fall, then click here!
On Seinfeld, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer were a team seen as one. But they were also their own individuals with their own voices.
I bet if someone said to you, “If I said a line from the sitcom, I bet you could tell me who said it?” You would probably would accept the challenge.
That is what Celebrity Jeopardy asked Roy Wood Jr., Natalie Morales, and Robin Thede to do. How did they do? They got them all correct. Because you don’t have to have seen every episode to hear Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards’ voices as Ken Jennings read the clues.
Johnny Depp is like the real life version of Dorian Gray, as in he never ages like his painting.
Well, it looks like someone destroyed that painting because the 61-year-old actor was seen looking older with gray hair.
So, what is going on? It is just for a role in his upcoming film The Day Drinker.
In the movie, a private yacht bartender (Madelyn Cline) encounters a mysterious, onboard guest (Johnny Depp). They soon find themselves entangled with a criminal figure (Penélope Cruz) and connected in ways no one saw coming.
Just like we never saw him aging. Do you think Depp should go grey? I am torn.
