Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a renowned scientist who is so easy to love. However, he does his best to destroy things we learned in our childhoods.

For example, he demoted poor Pluto to a dwarf planet, proved that the sky in Titanic was wrong, and where Barbieland would be.

So what has he destroyed now? Ever since I was a little kid, I was told if we dug a hole through the center of the Earth, we would come out in China.

Well, the StarTalk host revealed that is not where we wind up. Instead, we would drown because we would come out in the Indian Ocean.

I don’t care what he says; I am still going to say it is China, and Pluto will always be the ninth planet in our solar system.

I have mentioned this before: I went to the same junior high school as him and had the same teachers, but we didn’t learn the same things. I also didn’t learn to dance from the teachers of our other alumni, Alfonso Ribeiro.

At the end of 1981, 867-5309 became the most famous phone number in the world. Tommy Tutone claimed those digits belonged to Jenny. But who is she?

Franny Keller has been asking her dad, Jim Keller, that question every year. And every year, he doesn’t tell her. Will this year be different?

Why do we care who Jim names? That is because he co-wrote the song with Alex Call (ironic last name). Not only that, Jim’s alias is Tommy Tutone. So he should know the answer.

When it comes to the answer, Keller has said in past interviews it is based on a real person, but Call has said it is not.

So what is the truth? We will have to wait another year because Keller still isn’t telling his daughter.

Therefore, when we get up to heaven, we are going to have ask who Jenny, Jessie’s Girl, Stacy’s mom, and Roxane are.

Today is National Pineapple Day, and someone sent Gordon Ramsay a present to celebrate.

What was it? A pizza with pineapple on top of it. What did the MasterChef with a refined pallet think of his present? All he could say was, “What the fuck?” as he closed the box.

If the top chefs and those who can’t cook don’t like pineapple pizza, who are those mystery people who do?

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We know Maksim Chmerkovskiy as the tough professional dancer on Dancing with the Stars, but in real life, he is a big jokester!

The man who is about to be a father for a third time shared a video that had me peeing in my pants. It shows him entering a bedroom with this caption on the screen, “Walking into the bedroom to receive all the promises that were made throughout that day.”

And he found the perfect metaphor short that describes what happens as soon as Peta Murgatroyd touches it.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t stop laughing! Because it is so true!

Guess who is in her underwear? – Celebitchy

Do these movies turn you on? – Pajiba

The Golden Bachelorette spoiler – Screen Rant

Want to see Lily James’ nipple??? – The Nip Slip

Kim Kardashian in a bikini again – Drunken Stepfather

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