Jack Black and Paul Rudd have come together to make a movie about making a movie like the movie Anaconda, only to find out the fictional movie was real.
And it comes out on Christmas. So two Jews are giving the Jews of the world a movie to go to the theaters to see on December 25th to celebrate half of Jewish Christmas.
Instead of wanting to go eat Chinese food afterwards, they will be craving sushi because of all of the fish they will see in the big snake movie.
For the first time in my life, I am sad I was adopted by non-Jews to celebrate their holiday with them. I would rather go to the theater to see Anaconda, eat sushi, and then come home to watch Stranger Things Season 5, Volume 2. But instead, I have to go open presents and eat lots of yummy food. Bah humbug.
