Lou Diamond Phillips is the master of two Maine Coons, but I think we can all agree they are the true owners of him. The actor was just sitting on his couch when his two sweet furbabies decided that they both wanted to be on daddy’s lap. Causing him to suffer from Feline Paralysis.
Translation, when your cats actually want to use you as a pillow, you cannot move. Not because they are weighing you down. You just never know when or if it will happen again. You might have to go to the bathroom badly, but you will just hold it in. That package you have been waiting for that needs a signature. They will just have to come back tomorrow. That show or movie you really hate just came on the TV and the remote is out of reach. You will just suffer through it. That phone call you have been waiting for all week is calling in, but the phone is in the other room. Nothing, not even a million dollars will get you to move.
Anyone who thinks that they can train a cat never had one. They have us trained the minute we bring them home. That is just the way it is.
When it comes to LDP, he has never looked better to me than he does in this photo. Me-ow!
