Liev Schreiber’s first movie was Mixed Nuts and Steve Martin got to feel what was between his mixed nuts on day one of filming. Ray Donovan was excited for his first day of work, maybe a little too excited to work with Martin.
He showed up to work in jeans, thinking he was going to read lines. But when he got there, they told him he was going to rehearse the dance scene with his co-star. Thus, production instructed him to put on sweatpants. Which wouldn’t have been a problem had he not been wearing boxer shorts that caused him to have his pen!s box with Martin’s leg.
But I get ahead of myself. He told Conan O’Brien tonight, that when he got to rehearsal they wanted him to practice the Fox Trot. Then the actor explained to the TBS host, “I thought to myself, I sort of chuckled to myself, boy would this be inappropriate if I, you know, became aroused.” Well, then he added, “You know how when you want to become aroused it never works, but then when it is totally inappropriate…nothing could’ve been more inappropriate. So of course I get, probably the best I’ve ever had.”
What a way to greet someone who you haven’t even shaken hands with. Granted do you need to after that? Thankfully Martin wasn’t a Jerk and didn’t get him fired. Yet the two actors never worked together again. Much to the disappointment of Schreiber’s mixed nuts!
