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March 12th, 2010 under Jessica Simpson


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There have been rumors that Jessica Simpson rarely washes her hair and now she tells IHeartRadio that she doesn’t brush her teeth. OMG that is so freaking nasty. Like seriously how do you not brush your teeth? I know she says she uses mouthwash, but it is not the same. You just can’t get everything off by swishing some mouthwash in your mouth. I just don’t get it. I am so grossed out, I am going to have go brush my teeth because they feel dirty thinking about hers.
Maybe John Mayer referred to her as sexual napalm because he was referring to french kissing her, you know he felt like a bomb went off in his mouth when he tasted her’s?

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