If you thought that the Fifty Shades movies are the most embarrassing thing that Jamie Dorman has ever done, then you would be wrong. Today, he told Graham Norton a story that is even more embarrassing than starring in those films.
Back when he was just 15 years old, he was starring in a play and playing rugby at the same time. One night, he did a play where he had to wear fake beard and then he had a party to go afterwards with his rugby mates. Since he was underdeveloped at the time, he decided to cut up the beard for his face and glue it on his other head. This way if he got any action, she would be impressed. Even though the black carpet would not match the blonde drapes.
Before he went to the party, he checked out his masterpiece and he was impressed with his artwork. Therefore, he went the party, met a girl, made out with her and tried to get her to go to third base on him. Do they play the bases over in The UK? Anyways, luckily for him, he struck out. Why? He said that when he got home, it looked awful and that would have been really humiliating.
And yet, this story is still more embarrassing than playing Christian Grey. Maybe that is why he was the only actor who was brave enough to take on the part. I mean, what can be worse than self gluing hair onto your part? Nothing.
Oh and to make the story even more epic. When he got home and went to remove the fake hair, he also removed whatever real hair he did have down there. So once again, he was bald like a baby. Poor Jamie.
