Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Chrissy Teigen shared a photo of herself eating some pasta, but I thought there might’ve been a greater meaning to it. Like is she telling us that going down on John Legend is like downing a wet noodle? But then again, he wrote All of Me about her, I don’t care what type of noodle he has as long as it is isn’t shaped like Rotini! Then we would have a problem.
Now back to Chrissy, she can even make eating pasta look sexy. How many women can say that they do that?

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