Earlier this week, Dolly Parton told People Magazine the secret to her marriage of 52 years. Hopefully, Carl was not up watching her last night because they might not make it to 53.
The singer was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she told Jimmy Fallon that her husband has a big old crush on Jennifer Aniston. In fact, she thinks he would love that have a three-way with her. It won’t happen because she added, “I mean, he can’t even get it out to pee, much less get up for three.”
After being married to a woman as beautiful and lovable as her for over half a century, do you blame little Carl for being too tired to do anything? He has earned his retirement.