Andrew Dice Clay told Conan O’Brien tonight that he thinks that Donald Trump stole his act, and I think he is right. I mean, as soon as the Diceman said that, it was like it all makes sense now. The stuff Drumpf says, is stuff that sounds like it is coming from Dice’s mouth, but it isn’t. It is coming out of the other one’s lips. Which makes it that much more scary. Dice knows it is a joke and it’s not real, the other one does not.