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May 25th, 2011 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch


Back in 1989 David Hasselhoff’s singing brought down the Berlin Wall and now he is saying that his voice can cure you. He told BBC Radio 5 Live, “I did a tape for a kid saying, ‘Hey buddy, it’s Michael Knight, Michael Knight, come on, wake up, wake up, wake up.’ The phone rang and they said, ‘Remember that kid you did the tape for that was hit at that crosswalk in London? Well, we played the tape for him and he came out of the coma.'” He then added that kid is not alone, “I don’t want to be corny or anything but that’s happened to me a thousand times all around the world because it can affect people in a positive way.”
If G-d forbid something ever happens to me, can someone please contact The Hoff ASAP and have him make a tape of his voice for me.
In fact his gift should be shared via a TV show, like one of those Sunday morning shows where the Faith Healer cures someone with his touch? I know I would watch every week. It would probably be a bigger worldwide hit than Baywatch!!!
Seriously TV execs starting working on this now, for the better good of the world.

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