Over the Christmas season, people were horrified by a life-size animatronic of Buddy the Elf that was being sold by Home Depot for $199.
However, we did not know what Will Ferrell thought of it. This morning, Today had the actor as a guest, and they got him a present. What was it? That infamous life-size nightmare.
What did he think of it? “OMG! It’s Buddy the Elf the Axe Murder!” He added with fear in his voice, “It’s chilling.” And it is.
He also wanted to let everyone know that he did not sign off on it. Who did? Well, that is something only Santa knows.
BTW Savannah Guthrie and Craig Melvin told the happier Buddy the Elf that the creepy one was a gift for him.
I really hope he took it home with him and uses it as a stand-in on all of his movies. Could you imagine the poor actor who would have to read lines with it so that Ferrell could take a smoke break? It would like totally freak them out!
I don’t know about you, but I watched Elf over the holiday season. And I got to thinking, what would Buddy the Elf be up to today?
Now, we know. He would be drinking and smoking at an LA Kings game because inside the arena during a hockey game feels like the North Pole.
The drinking and smoking are because no one has the holiday spirit anymore. And even if everyone in America sang Santa Claus is Coming to Town like it was, Hands Across America, it couldn’t bring it back, which is why Santa Claus’ sleigh crashed and has not been seen since…or before.
On November 7th, Elf celebrated the 20th anniversary of its release. To honor the milestone, Warner Bros teamed up with Krispy Kreme to create three different donuts that are Buddy approved!
NEW Buddy Snow Globe Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in sugar cookie light blue icing and white sprinkles, topped with powdered sugary snow and a chocolate “Elf” piece.
NEW Buddy Makes Breakfast Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut topped with cake batter spaghetti buttercreme, milk chocolate colorful candies, sprinkles, and a maple drizzle.
NEW Christmas Lights Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in rich chocolate icing, drizzled with green icing, and topped with rainbow sprinkles and a chocolate “Elf” piece.
If these sound like something you have to try, don’t wait too long because they are only available for a limited time. And Buddy will be mad at you if you don’t try them!
Will Ferrell is out for revenge, and he wants to bite off Will Forte’s willy. Not in real life. At least, I am assuming not in real life.
Sorry, I was picturing it. Back to why Ferrell wants to do it. He plays Reggie, a dog that Forte abandons.
Now that Reggie is living on the street, he meets some other Strays. Together, the four of them plot revenge on Doug (Forte), and his dick is not safe.
Will we get to see another dick being bitten off like Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, and Pinata? We will have to wait until June 9th to find out.
I love that there is a movie that proves not all dogs are bitches! Some of them are bastards!
Ryan Reynolds is starring in this year’s most Spirited Christmas movies, but he doesn’t go around saying Merry Christmas anymore. Instead, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today that he says, “Mariah Carey and Happy New Year!”
You know what? I am going to do that too. It is politically correct and will piss off all of the fake Christians when I say it. So it is a win/win!
So, all I want for Christmas is to say Mariah Carey to you.
