I don’t know about you, but I watched Elf over the holiday season. And I got to thinking, what would Buddy the Elf be up to today?
Now, we know. He would be drinking and smoking at an LA Kings game because inside the arena during a hockey game feels like the North Pole.
The drinking and smoking are because no one has the holiday spirit anymore. And even if everyone in America sang Santa Claus is Coming to Town like it was, Hands Across America, it couldn’t bring it back, which is why Santa Claus’ sleigh crashed and has not been seen since…or before.
On November 7th, Elf celebrated the 20th anniversary of its release. To honor the milestone, Warner Bros teamed up with Krispy Kreme to create three different donuts that are Buddy approved!
NEW Buddy Snow Globe Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in sugar cookie light blue icing and white sprinkles, topped with powdered sugary snow and a chocolate “Elf” piece.
NEW Buddy Makes Breakfast Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut topped with cake batter spaghetti buttercreme, milk chocolate colorful candies, sprinkles, and a maple drizzle.
NEW Christmas Lights Doughnut: Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in rich chocolate icing, drizzled with green icing, and topped with rainbow sprinkles and a chocolate “Elf” piece.
If these sound like something you have to try, don’t wait too long because they are only available for a limited time. And Buddy will be mad at you if you don’t try them!
Will Ferrell is out for revenge, and he wants to bite off Will Forte’s willy. Not in real life. At least, I am assuming not in real life.
Sorry, I was picturing it. Back to why Ferrell wants to do it. He plays Reggie, a dog that Forte abandons.
Now that Reggie is living on the street, he meets some other Strays. Together, the four of them plot revenge on Doug (Forte), and his dick is not safe.
Will we get to see another dick being bitten off like Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, and Pinata? We will have to wait until June 9th to find out.
I love that there is a movie that proves not all dogs are bitches! Some of them are bastards!
Ryan Reynolds is starring in this year’s most Spirited Christmas movies, but he doesn’t go around saying Merry Christmas anymore. Instead, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today that he says, “Mariah Carey and Happy New Year!”
You know what? I am going to do that too. It is politically correct and will piss off all of the fake Christians when I say it. So it is a win/win!
So, all I want for Christmas is to say Mariah Carey to you.
Will Ferrell was scheduled to do The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon and Ryan Reynolds was slated to do Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. However, they both showed up at the other actor’s talk show.
The two Spirited actors have created such a bond after harmonizing to Mika’s Grace Kelly that they are willing to do anything for the other one. Things like promote the other person’s project instead of their own during the other actor’s late night appearance. So, Ferrell talked about Netflix’s Red Notice while Reynolds divulged about The Shrink Next Door on Apple TV+. Both projects start streaming tomorrow.
What did they know about their roles? Nothing! That is what made this Freaky Friday on a Wednesday even funnier. I hope they do this again when their soon-to-be Christmas classic comes out at some time.
Do you think the hosts knew about the switch? I kind of feel like Kimmel didn’t, but I am not sure about Fallon.