Smash Mouth was playing the Taste of Fort Collins festival over the weekend and someone threw some bread at the band. The lead singer Steve Harwell didn’t like it, so he let them know. He went off on a four letter word rant, telling the audience to throw something at him; so that he could find them and kick their a$$. He was daring them so much, I am surprised no one did it just to shut him up. I know I wanted to throw something at him. I am not alone because Mandah Crouch, who posted the video, said this on YouTube, “What a classless punk and HASBEEN this guy is. Yesterday while I was at taste there were tons of kids there! This is a family event. He called the crowd p*****? Hardly. Our town has heart. I’d like to personally never invite this man back and kick his butt back into the 90s. Disgusting.”
Can’t say I disagree with her, it was a piece of bread. If Dave Grohl can play with a broken leg and 5 Seconds of Summer’s Michael Clifford can go on after burning half his face, then certainly Harwell can get over the fact that someone threw some bread at him.
Maybe he needed some of the stuff that Colorado is known for these days to lighten up.
Finally, am I the only person who didn’t know that Smash Mouth was still around? I thought they went away with the ’90s?
So this couple in London didn’t trust their construction workers, so they secretly videotaped while they were out at work. What they discovered is something they never expected.
It starts off innocent enough with the guy using their dumbbell to build some muscle, but then he decides to focus on a different muscle. You see, then the guy is seen taking out his hammer and starts hammering away. In other words, he started to masturbate.
The couple was so horrified about what they found on the hidden video that they could not return to their house for over a week according to Sutton Guardian.
The worker, who was caught red handed, was let go by the company and police are curently investigating the matter.
So the morale of this story, is make sure to construct a hidden camera if you are getting some work done on your place. And workers don’t screw with the screwdriver during work hours.
For the last 40 years, millions of girls have grown up loving Hello Kitty and thinking she was a cat. Well yesterday The LA Times broke a story that crushed all of their hearts because her creator, Sanrio, says she is not a cat. Whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttttt?
Christine R Yano was writing up her description for an exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum and she asked for approval from Sanrio. In the script, she kept referring to Hello Kitty as a cat and Sanrio corrected her. They told her, “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.” But she looks like a cat, she has a Japanese Bobtail’s tale and she has whiskers. So how is she not a cat?
According to Hello Kitty’s official fan site, her real name is Kitty White. The fansite adds, “Hello Kitty is a cheerful and happy little girl with a heart of gold. She lives in London with her mama (Mary White), papa (George White), and her twin sister Mimmy.” The fansite also describes some of her other friends as the animals they are depicted as, but none of the felines on the page (except for Charmmy Kitty) are referred to as cats.
I am sorry, but is she looks like a cat, then she is a cat. If she is a little girl Sanrio, then make her look like a little girl. Am I right?
Sanrio, to destroy something so precious after all of these years is so messed up and I am boycotting you and all of your products from now on. Signed a former Hello Kitty fan.
via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Yesterday on The 700 Club, Pat Robertson wanted to know “What is it about Jewish People that make them prosper financially?” Then he explained, “Well you almost never find Jews tinkering with their cars on the weekend or mowing the lawns.”
This is a question that has plagued Hollywood for the ages, and even though they have not been able to figure it The Christian Broadcast Network found the one Rabbi who could explain why that is the case.
I wish this was an April Fool’s Day joke, but sadly it is real. There is just something not Kosher about a Rabbi selling his people out on competing network. But according to him, selling is the only thing he is good at. Oy!
via Tosh.O
There is a man who likes to chop down trees with only his body and I want to know what he does when he gets a splinter or better yet a woody. Seriously man invented an axe for a reason and that reason is because why should hurt yourself trying to knock them down with your shoulders, hands and feet if you don’t have to.
Am I the only who is disappointed that none of the trees fell on him?
Finally can someone rent this guy The Happening, I think that movie will get him to stop hurting innocent trees. Either that or my plan will backfire and he will go after even more trees, but at least he would’ve suffered before he did that. Have you see that film, it was pain-and-ful.
