Tom Cruise is playing Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages and he posed as his character for W Magazine. The normally vanilla actor was anything but as he posed with his hands as devil horns and his tongue stimulating going down on a woman between them. But it didn’t stop there, Katie Holmes’ husband was photographed lying in bed with two women, one of which is topless. I think that is the first time we have seen him with a naked boob on him since All the Right Moves and I am not sure this photoshoot was a Top Gun move for him. Actually I think he was so miscast as the lead in the cheesy musical, but that movie seems more about casting names than people that should be playing the roles.
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The second trailer for Rock of Ages is out and I want to see that movie even less when it comes out on June 15th; and I never wanted to see it at all in the first place. It just looks like it is so over the top that it will be a huge unenjoyable mess. I didn’t think you could make ’80s hair bands even more cheesy than they already are, but Adam Shankman’s take on their music makes them so cheesy even cheeseheads wish they were lactose intolerant.
Now on to the cast, doesn’t Russell Brand look like Joan Jett with a beard, and I am not sure who should be more offended by that? I wonder if it is because of Julianne Hough’s two box office duds that that is why her face time in the second trailer was dramatically cut down? Chances are her third film won’t do any better than Footloose and Burlesque did. And when it comes to Tom Cruise, I don’t want to talk about it because I am trying to block it out from my memory.
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Katie Holmes was walking around in NYC when a gust of wind blew her hair over face. Instead of looking like that cute Joey we knew on Dawson’s Creek, she looked more like the third bearded member of ZZ Top. I wonder which her husband Tom Cruise prefers?
It sometimes seems like Tom Cruise can do anything, but yesterday on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon we learned there is something he can’t do. The NBC host challenged him to a Wreath Tossing Contest and it proved to be a Mission Impossible for Katie Holmes’ first husband. The actor who does his own stunts, can’t even get one wreath down a pole, (obligatory joke here) and you think he would be good getting something down a pole…
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were celebrating her 33rd (can you believe she is only 33?) birthday yesterday and she made a mission impossible and walked ahead of her husband. I am assuming he didn’t like that since it looks like he grabbed her arm to get her closer to him. I don’t know why he has to have such a tight grip on her still because I don’t think she will be leaving him anytime soon. I think they are in it for the long haul at this rate.
