I don’t know what it is about Conan O’Brien, but people seem to talk about the most intimate things about themselves on his TBS late night talk show. For example, last week when Regina Hall was on, she told him about her Yoni Eggs. What are they? They are stones shaped as eggs that women stick up their vajayjays for sexual power, awaken sensuality and maintain amazing health. Depending on the crystal you use, you can use it to attract even more love. Which makes me want to stick a Rose Quartz up there ASAP.
Although, she kind of scared me off to it, when she said they could shoot out of you if you sneeze. Could you imagine someone trying to explained to the ER Doctor why they are there. Some guy will be like, I was just sitting there when this woman sneezed, a large stone came out her hoo hah and hit my right smack in the kisser. Actually, now that I think about it, that is a great way to meet a man.
On that note, I think the stone that Conan has inside of him started out as coal but is now a diamond in the rough.
Alison Brie was on Late Night yesterday and Seth Meyers asked her about doing Community and Mad Men at the same time. Somehow she turned the conversation in to the type of undergarments they wore for the advertising drama.
Then she explained that it was not easy to go to the bathroom in them because she was not used to wearing all of that extra material that women used to wear back then.
One day, when she first started on the show, she had to use the little ladies room, but they needed her on the set. She didn’t want to cause trouble, and thought she could hold it in. She couldn’t, so she asked them if she could stop and use the rest room. She moved everything around, but not enough. As she started to go, she realized that it wasn’t going where it was supposed to go. Instead it went all over her underwear and girdle. Since she was needed on the set five minutes ago, she had to shoot the scene in those wet clothes.
During a break from filming, the wardrobe lady asked her if she was uncomfortable in that attire. Brie told her what happened and the lady told her happen more times than you would think.
You will never watch Mad Men the same because you will be wondering if this is when it happened to Christine Hendricks or January Jones.
Wayne Brady is playing a Drag Queen in Kinky Boots on Broadway and that means he needs to be smooth. As in no hair on places of his body where there used to be some like his chest, legs and arms. Some men shave, some wax, but the Let’s Make a Deal host uses Nair.
I know waxing hurts, but those few seconds of pain is so much better than the smell of Nair. Why can’t they make it so that stuff doesn’t smell so awful.
Just when you thought that Joe Simpson and Donald Trump were the only fathers to say inappropriate things about their children, here comes Justin Bieber’s dad to top them. He took to Twitter to ask his little, OK not so little, boy what he feeds that things. Then hashtagged it with #proud daddy.
I get that it looked like an elephant snout, but still no father should go on Twitter and say that. Which makes you wonder if Justin’s peepee size is something he got from his mother side because his dad seems surprised that it is so big. Which proves we aren’t the only ones surprised about the length.
I can’t believe I just talked that much about The Beebs’ baby baby maker. I need help.
We found out there are a lot of things that Jeff Dye can do on I Can Do That, and now we are learning something he can’t do. He can’t take a poopie if he eats whole cheese wheel of brie. Things we could’ve gone without knowing. I wonder what we will find out about him on his upcoming reality show Better Late Than Never. Or maybe we don’t want to know.
