Yesterday on Anderson, Anderson Cooper tried Boo Boo Honey Child’s Go Go Juice and he immediately was addicted. Even though he described it as Mountain Dew and Red Bull mixed together it should be a turn off to me, I so want to try it. I just pity anyone that is near me because I will become as hyper as Toddler and Tiara’s latest little star.
So Zach Braff Tweeted the above video and said, “This is so disturbing/hilarious” and of course I had to check it out. Let’s just say “disturbing/hilarious” is the perfect way to sum up that video of 6 year old Alana Holler on TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras. The little girl talked like she is ready to join Jersey Shore right now and after she had her Go-Go Juice she acted like a drunk Snooki.
You know what TLC and MTV, I think I have your next hit reality show Snooki and Honey Boo Boo Child, they can compete at pageants together during the day and party on Go-Go Juice at night. I mean they would be so perfect together, same height, same moves, love to show off their bodies, spray tanning and act completely crazy on the Go-Go Juice. Although one of their Go-Go Juices will be alcohol-free and the other one will be 150 proof.
Watch that segment from the TLC show and don’t tell me you don’t think Snooki and her deserve to have a show together and that you wouldn’t watch every week? Crap in my head I am already on the second season.
BTW I included the Dr Drew interview, so you could find out what is in Go-Go Juice and the effect it had on him when he tried it. He acted like one the residents on Celebrity Rehab after just a few sips of it.
A lot of us have had sex in a car, but how many of you have had sex with one?
Well yesterday on My Strange Addiction a 27 year old man named Nathaniel admitted he loves his car Chase. When I say he loves his car, I mean he loves loves his car. As in he has sex with him. That’s right even though Chase has had girlfriends his car is a he, so that make him bi-I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-he-would-be.
Now back to the sex, how? Women at least have the gear to sit on, but men only have the exhaust pipe. Oh wait maybe he can put it between the seats on those cars that have the separation seats? Seriously where does he put it? I just can’t even imagine. Unless he pretends he is like a huge pen!s moving around in a vajayjay. OK I have to stop because I just don’t even want to picture it anymore.
But I will say it gives a whole new meaning to auto-erotic.
UPDATE: I forgot about the cigarette lighter. But you have to make sure the car is off when you do that because it gives new meaning to come on baby light my fire… Well that and you have to have the lack of girth to fit in that little hole.
The kiss that was watched around the world this week was between a virgin couple who never kissed until after they said I do. Well now TLC is letting us get to know them a little more intimately before Sunday and I now know I will be watching Virgin Diaries when it debuts. It is like a massive car wreck, you don’t want to look but you just can’t look away.
Plus I can’t wait to see what other fun the producers of the show had with editing the special. I love what they did when she said they will have sex. Right afterwards they show her on a see saw hitting the ground, saying “ow, that hurt!” So wrong, but so funny.
I don’t know what I will learn from The Learning Channel special, but I am excited for the lesson!
After watching those two virgin couples kiss on their wedding day on The Virgin Diaries it makes me so happy I will not be one on the day I get married. Seriously those kisses are so raunchy, they are better suited for Skinemax than they are for TLC.
Seriously they were so going at it, that I feel bad for the bride who will be lucky if her new husband can make it to the Bam in Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam!
Although I do have to thank TLC for helping me get rid of those few extra pounds I gained during Thanksgiving because they came up right after watching those promos.
xoxo Michael!
