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Would you drink horse milk?
March 16th, 2021 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

We have heard of cow milk, goat milk, milk made from nuts, soy milk, oat milk, and now there is horse milk. That’s right, horse milk.

Today on This Morning, they spoke to a man who milks his mares to make the white gold. Sorry, the white gold comes from a champion horse.

Anyways, they sent Josie Gibson to his barn, and she got to put the thingy on the horse’s thingies. Since I grew up and lived in cities all my life, I don’t know what any of that is called.

Surprisingly the mare didn’t mind. The same can’t be said about the anchors, Holly Willoughby
and Phillip Schofield. His face as Gibson was doing it was awesome.

However, not as awesome as his reaction to her drinking it. What does it taste like? She says it is like sweeter coconut milk.

Knowing that, are you willing you to try it? I am waiting to hear from my neighbor, who works with horses, to hear what she thinks before I would never let that stuff get anywhere near me until then.

If she doesn’t get back to me, then I will have to wait to hear what Holly and Phillip think of it. They are going to get samples today. I so hope they record his reaction because I am sure it will be udderly priceless.


Would Dolly Parton run for President of the United States?
December 8th, 2020 under Dolly Parton, This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton sat down with This Morning’s Alison Hammond, and it was another delightfully fun interview that we always get from both ladies no matter who they talk to.

Hammond played a game asking her guest if Dolly would or wouldn’t do something. The first question was, would Miss Dolly ride a roller coaster? “Dolly wouldn’t,” the amusement park owner boldly stated. “I have too much to lose, like my hair, like my boobs might fall out.” So does she ride the rides at Dollywood? Nope, and her staff laugh at her about that.

Would the American treasure run for the toughest job in the US? “Dolly wouldn’t run for President,” she exclaimed. “We have had enough boobs in the White House here.” Ain’t no denying that, especially since she has not been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by any of the past boobs.

Talking about boobs, the country singer revealed which of her goddaughter’s songs she would sing. She said she would like to sing her version of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball. That should be fun since Parton has two wrecking balls in her sweater!

Better yet, I would love to see the music video where Dolly comes in on a wrecking ball as Miley did in her video for the catchy tune. How awesome would that be to see?


When making focaccia bread turns sexual on morning television
July 7th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]
This morning on This Morning, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield learned how to make focaccia bread from Chef Phil Vickery. While that might not be the most exciting thing to watch, Willoughby, like yeast, found a way to get a rise out of the men.

As the Chef was sticking his finger deep into the bread dough, Willoughby said, “Oh, I bet that feels quite nice.” It was an innocent statement, but then Vickery started to laugh. That was when they all realized what she said was very naughty because it looks and, probably, feels like something else a man would poke with his finger in. If that is how he does it, then he is doing it wrong.

Anyways, when Vickery agrees that it feels nice, Schofield reminds him that he has been alone for a long time. Therefore, men, if you are single, and need some action during the lockdown, forget the sourdough bread and make focaccia. You don’t have to cook it unless you are hungry. Although, you might not want to eat it after what you just did to it. Granted, that hasn’t stopped you before…

I wish the morning shows in America were as enjoyable as this one on ITV in London.


Len Goodman trades in his dancing shoes for gardening boots.
June 23rd, 2020 under Dancing with the Stars, This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Many people took on new hobbies while staying home during the coronavirus pandemic. Len Goodman is one of those people, and the Dancing with the Stars judge spent his time growing a vegetable garden with his wife, Sue.

Today, he lettuce, I mean, let us and This Morning’s anchors, Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, see what he has been planting. Not only were they impressed, so I was.

Something that started as out as what he thought would be a necessity, in case we ran out of veggies, turned into something that he and his wife, since 2012, enjoy doing during this tough time.

For those of us, who say you can be too old to try something new, he is 76 and look at what he is doing. Just like his vegetable garden, he is blooming.

I wonder what he is going to do when Dancing with the Stars starts up again. Will he leave his babies in Kent? Maybe he can transfer some of them to the States with him? He can have Bruno Tonioli talk to them. I am sure that the plants will flourish with his enthusiastic voice. Something that they are not used to with their dad’s calming one. Not that either are a bad thing.


Kids nice, but naughty pictures
March 30th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Kids are so innocent that they draw things that they don’t know are not.

Since many parents are home with their children, they have asked their offspring to do some arts & crafts. This Morning asked the doting moms and dads to send in their future artists’ work to have a look-see.

Although, I am not sure if what they shared is appropriate for morning television. That is probably why Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby couldn’t stop giggling. Heck, I couldn’t stop laughing because I saw a lot of things I am only used to seeing on premium television shows.

The hosts said that they got hundreds of pictures. I hope they continue to show them every day. They say laughter is the best medicine, and this is exactly what the doctor ordered.

No offense to the people on the other side of the pond, but what are you teaching your kids? I thought we were the only country who corrupted our heirs.


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