We know that Jimmy Kimmel and The Rock liked to prank people, so what happens if you put the two of them together? One of them is going to prank the other one. This time it was DJ who was the prankster.
Dwayne Johnson and Lauren Hashian are expecting their second child together this month. A logical question for a talk show host to the person who is he is interviewing is, where is the baby? That is when DJ told him, she came on Sunday. He said that Hashian woke him up at 2a and told him she was in labor. Therefore, he called the nanny to come in and take care of their 2-year-old daughter Jasmine and the dog. Just as everything was settled, they get in the car and she tells him April Fool’s Day.
I was impressed that she has his sense of humor, while the ABC host was horrified. Both of us were wrong because DJ just pulled the wool over our eyes. It was another April Fool’s joke.
None of that was true, his girlfriend is still expecting to give birth on the 25th. If his daughter comes early and DJ is out of the town promoting Rampage, he needs someone to be with her as she delivers. Thus, he asked Kimmel to do it and he said yes. He better not f*ck it up. I would not want to be on The Rock’s bad side. Would you?
The Rock is a very generous man, and he loves to give back to his family most of all. That is why when his dad called him up and asked for something, he just told him to go get it.
Rocky Johnson called The Rock and told his son that the doctor prescribed to him to get a bigger car because of his recent hip replacement. Before his pop could finish his thoughts, DJ told the man who raised him to get whatever he wanted. Man, did he. A few hours after the call, DJ got the above photo.
Was he mad? The actor wrote, “Hey my old man was a tough MF on me. He’d kick my ass from one side of the gym to the other for years. I hated it when I was a kid, but grateful for it as a man. Im lucky I could do this and thanks for the ass kickins.” As any Jewish mother would say to her son right now, “What a good boy, why can you be more like him?”
Seriously, how can you not love Dwayne Johnson? He is always giving and not taking!
Last week, The Rock and Conan O’Brien shot a very funny bit where the latter offered to be the former’s stunt double in Rampage. Over the weekend, the TBS show released a deleted moment when the action here wanted to know if the talk show host would also be his body double for nude scenes. That is when the ginger asked the chrome top if their anatomies match up.
DJ told him, “When I pee, I can tell if the water is cold or not.” What about Conan? He said, “When I pee, I’m sitting down.” Then he admitted in high school, they called him Pringles chip.
Both of those are a visual I will never get out of my head. And for some reason, I am totally craving Pringles Loaded Baked Potato chips. Best of worlds!
I don’t know about you, but when I think of The Rock, I think of Conan O’Brien. To me they are practically twins. So much so, I cannot tell them apart. Seems I am not the only one who thinks that way because the TBS host offered to be the action hero’s body/stunt double and he accepted.
Once DJ was ready to accept what he just did, it was time to train Conan. That meant for CB to be thrown over a table of glass and be beaten up by a gorilla like the one in Rampage that is out on April 13th.
How did he do? It is why they invented CGI. In other words, Conan needs to keep his night job. But it was solid effort.
When it comes to Dwayne Johnson, I have never been more afraid of him. It appears as that bad guy persona is not only when he is front of the camera and I never been more turned on by him!
Girl power. To every woman out there ‘round the world – all ages and races – I proudly stand by your side to honor, protect and respect. Especially the loves of my life at home. Now if I can just get Jazzy to say the daddy part then we cool. #MyAnchors#InternationalWomensDaypic.twitter.com/6KWPIl9kmX
For International Women’s Day, The Rock wanted to teach his 2-year-old daughter about girl power. Thus, he asked Jasmine to repeat those words and the name of the holiday.
When he tried to get her to repeat, “Daddy is the most handsome, brilliant, sexiest man alive,” the little beauty only responded with one word. That word was, “serious…ly.”
I feel for DJ because with those eyes and that attitude, she is going to be trouble in a good way! Jazzy is going to get away with everything. Since she does have him wrapped around her finger and that is never going to change. Good luck DJ.
