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Was Andrew Lloyd Webber sitting next to Meghan Markle at the coronation? |
| May 9th, 2023 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, British Royals. [ Comments: none ]
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On Saturday, the world was watching King Charles III’s coronation. And there was one person who stood out. Not Prince Harry, but a mysterious person who was sitting next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
That man looked like he was in disguise because it seemed like he was wearing a wig, sunglasses, and a fake handlebar mustache. So people started assuming it was Meghan Markle. One person even thought that it could be a jewel thief.
So who was it? Today, the Musical genius broke his silence and said, “I can confirm it probably wasn’t MM and had no jewels on his person as far as I could see – ALW”
Well, that didn’t help!
Do you think it was the Duchess of Sussex? Or was it someone else? And if so, who could it be? Maybe it was Princess Diana coming back to haunt her ex? If it was her, then I hoped she convinced Webber to write a musical about her because the one that was on Broadway a few years ago was absolutely dreadful. And she deserves better than that.
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Meghan Markle rejects Prince Harry on the Kiss Cam |
| April 25th, 2023 under British Royals, Kiss Cam. [ Comments: none ]
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle went to the LA Lakers vs Memphis Grizzles game yesterday, and they got caught on the NBA Kiss Cam. So you would think they would kiss? They did not.
When TAFKAP Harry went in for the sweet moment that the whole arena wanted to see, his wife of almost 5 years turned away and laughed. And all he could do was make that well this awkward face. Because that is precisely what it was.
C’mon Meghan, you were an actress, not a good one, but an actress. Therefore, you know how to put on a show. So do it. How hard is it to fake a kiss? I guess it is really hard because you didn’t do it here.
To think he gave up his life for her.
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King Charles’ Coronation Concert recruits two American Idols |
| April 14th, 2023 under British Royals. [ Comments: none ]
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|  (ABC/Randy Holmes) King Charles III’s Coronation is less than a month away, and we still haven’t heard who is going to be performing at his concert. We have heard rumors that Spice Girls, Ed Sheeran, and Adele turned him down.
So who is going to say yes to him? Today, BBC announced the first names who will be performing on May 7th at the Windsor Castle grounds. They are Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, Andrea Bocelli, Sir Bryn Terfel, Take That, Freya Ridings, and Alexis Ffrench.
Now can we discuss how sad these names are? With all of the amazing performers that are from England, they had to go to America and Italy to get musicians for the big night.
It is like Trump’s inauguration all over again. No one wants to perform for the new leader.
Seriously, how many singers and bands did they have to call to settle on Perry and Richie? They are great for an American President but not for the King of England.
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Prince Harry will attend King Charles’ coronation |
| April 12th, 2023 under British Royals. [ Comments: none ]
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Ever since Buckingham Palace announced that King Charles III’s coronation will be on May 6th, everyone has been wondering if Prince Harry will attend with his wife and kids. Today, we got the answer.
“Buckingham Palace is pleased to confirm that The Duke of Sussex will attend the Coronation Service at Westminster Abbey on May 6th. The Duchess of Sussex will remain in California with Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet,” the Palace said in a statement.
As of now, we don’t know why Meghan Markle can’t be bothered to fake it for her husband’s family for one day. But then again, we know she is not about family. I mean, her mom was the only family member at her wedding to Prince Harry. And that says a lot.
Now, having said all of that. I am sure she will say she wants to stay in California to celebrate Prince Archie’s third birthday, which is also on May 6th. But that is not a good enough excuse because she could just as easily spend it with her son’s patriarchal family.
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I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel went there with Prince Harry’s frostbitten penis |
| January 17th, 2023 under British Royals, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]
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Prince Harry had to know by telling the story about his frostbitten penis that he was going to be the butt of all jokes.
Everyone is laughing about it. However, none of the jokes are as freezing cold as what Jimmy Kimmel said on his ABC late night show yesterday. It is enough to give Harry frostbite all over again.
Kimmel and the writers wrote a children’s book about the ordeal. And I haven’t laughed that hard (something TAFKAP Harry was unable to get for a while) in a really long time.
There are so many one-liners in that little book that I am sure human resources is going to have a talk with all of them and make sure that they feel comfortable with their fellow employees. Because I don’t feel comfortable with myself after watching that.
I mean, Princess Diana squirting her Elizabeth Arden on his hard-on was pretty shocking. Funny as shit but shocking nonetheless.
So the next time Prince Harry writes a book, he needs to know the comedians won’t let him off the hook!
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