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Is Sting’s butt music heard on Roxanne?
November 27th, 2023 under The Police. [ Comments: none ]

It has been over 45 years since The Police recorded their breakout song, Roxanne, and Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers shared a truth about the breakout single.

For years there has been a rumor that you can hear Sting’s butt hit the piano keys at the beginning of the tune. Is it true? “True,” the guitarist said, “He walked across the studio as we’re still recording, and he sat on the piano.”

Why did they keep it? Because Summers explained, “It was sort of a punk, irrelevant thing to do.”

So now you will hear that sound and think of Sting’s flat butt making beautiful music as it hit the ivories. Want to have that image in your head now, then click here!


Has Sting hit hard times?
October 2nd, 2023 under Hard times, The Police. [ Comments: none ]

I can’t remember the last time Sting has had a hit. And it looks like he is hitting the floor with a broom before he goes on stage at Roger’s Arena in Vancouver. So, has the stinger (get it?) hit hard times and has to work to play?

Of course not. He was just having some fun before he told his fans that he is the King of Pain.


Did Sting steal Big Bird’s look?
June 29th, 2022 under The Police. [ Comments: none ]

The other night Sting wore a yellow suit with orange hightops, and I couldn’t get over how much he looks like Big Bird. All he needs is a beak, and people on Sesame Street would not be able to tell the difference.


Sting does a rare performance of Russians for a good cause
March 5th, 2022 under The Police. [ Comments: none ]


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Back in 1985, the world was involved in a Cold War with Russia. We were all afraid of them dropping the bomb. That year, Sting released a song called Russians as a plea that we would never get the thing that would end all wars.

That was then, and the Cold War finally ended. However, in the last week, Russia attacked Ukraine and is bringing us closer to that reality.

So, today he took the spider webs off of the tune he never thought would be relevant again and is singing it because, unfortunately, it is.

Sting is not only singing it because it is relevant again as he implores that Russia ends its unprovoked attack. He also wants to get the word out about a charity that is assisting displaced Ukrainians.

The singer is asking you to donate to Help Ukraine. He says, “The supplies shipped to this warehouse in Poland are delivered in coordination with the Armed Forces of Ukraine and are guaranteed to go to people most in need.”


Watch Sting exercise
November 22nd, 2021 under The Police. [ Comments: none ]

Sting shared a video of himself doing crunches. I am sorry, I meant doing a crunch.

Watching him do that is as exciting as one of his concerts. Yes, I have said and I meant it. I have seen him live three times, once with The Police, and each one was a bore.

See, I can be nice. I didn’t say that this video was as riveting as his latest album. Did I?

Alright, I will say something nice. Doing that crunch is helping the 70-year-old look younger than his years. He looks 69! Something I am sure he has done with his wife more than 69 times.


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