As soon I saw this photo of David Beckham holding silver bells, I know there had to be a golden balls joke there. Something about his golden balls shrinking and being downgraded a medal color. Instead of saying it aloud, I just let the picture speak for itself.
Let’s be honest, trying to take the perfect family photo is nearly impossible, and it takes several tries. The kids are all goofing around, the animals can’t sit still, and you are on your last nerve.
Well, you are not alone. Victoria Beckham went through all of that when she tried to get the perfect snap of Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, Harper Seven, and their three dogs. Just when it looked like she was going to get it, her oldest child was over it and walked off.
See, celebrities are just like us. Want to see which photograph they chose for their card, then click here!
We really haven’t seen a lot of David Beckham recently. Therefore, we did not realize that he aged a lot. However, it was all for a good cause. He wants to get the word out that we can end malaria in our lifetime. We just have to do something about it.
David Beckham is on Ellen today, and he tells Ellen DeGeneres what a good guy Justin Bieber is. Although, I am sure he no longer has the same impression of the Popstar.
That is because Ellen got their friend to hide in her little table and scare Golden Balls. I was so expecting the Becks to scream like a little girl (to match his voice) when the Beeds frightened him. Sadly, he pretty much sat there, stunned into silence.
If I were Bieber, then I would be afraid. Doesn’t he realize that Beckham is known for kicking balls!
For 364 days a year, David Beckham is just plain sexy. However, for one day a year, he is a sexy Santa. Which means those circular gold ornaments represent his golden balls! That is why we hang them up so high.
Victoria Beckham is one lucky woman to be married to him. Imagine waking up to that face every day. I can think of worse ways to do it. I do it, I wake up facing the wall.
