In case you have been living under a rock this week, Khloe Kardashian dumped her baby daddy because it is rumored he was having an affair with her sister’s best friend.
Now, that you are caught up, someone wants to set her up. That person is Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss. He wrote, “I have already been in contact with my dear friend @KrisJenner about @khloekardashian as #TheBachelorette . Stay tuned!!!”
We know she loves roses, men and fame, so she needs to make it happen. It would be the one season where the Bachelorette is more interesting than the suitors. They would just be there as eye candy as her family tries to tell her what to do. You know she is not going to do it by herself. Do you ever only get just one of them?
Would you watch if she was the one handing out the roses?
On November 18th, Rebekah Martinez’s mother reported her daughter missing because she had not heard from her in almost a week. A month later, the mom told Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office that she spoke to her daughter and all was OK. But according to CBS News, since they did not talk to her directly, she was still considered missing.
Then on Thursday, Rebekkah’s photo was in a SF paper and listed as missing. But a woman had just seen her earlier in the week and called the authorities to tell them that she was found. Where was she? On ABC’s The Bachelor.
Where was she when her mom reported her missing? The 22-year-old was working on a marijuana farm. I wonder if she told Arie Luyendyk Jr that? Because I am sure that would make him like her more and keep giving her roses.
BTW Bekkah has a good sense of humor about this all. She Tweeted, “MOM. how many times do I have to tell you I don’t get cell service on The Bachelor??” The morale of the story suddenly goes missing, make sure to watch all the reality shows to see if they are on one of them and cannot communicate with you.
The Bachelor’s Executive Producer Mike Fleiss spent yesterday asking fans on Twitter who the next Bachelor should be and he sent out a surprising name. He Tweeted, “Yes, @chrisbharrison ‘s name is on the board. It’s a long shot, tho…” And as soon as you were done trying to figure out how he was going to host the show and be the rose giver, Fleiss broke some bad news. He told us, “Just heard from @chrisbharrison. Unfortunately, he is no longer a candidate to be #thebachelor…” No rose for you Mr Fleiss.
Now that we know who is not going to be the next Bachelor, who do you want it to be? I am rooting for DeMario Jackson because he already has a reputation that makes Nick Viall look boring.
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After four attempts of trying to finding love on the Bachelor shows, it looked like Nick Viall finally found his Mrs Right. Yeah, right. No one thought his engagement to Vanessa Grimaldi would last and we were right. Today, five months after we watched their proposal, they told Eonline, “It’s with a great amount of heartbreak for the both us as we have decided to end our engagement. We gave this relationship our all and we are saddened that we did not get the fairy tale ending we hoped for. We will continue to be there for each other no matter what. This hasn’t been an easy decision, however, as we part ways, we do so with lots of love and admiration for each other.”
Too bad they could not figure this out a month ago, so that he could have given Bachelor in Paradise another shot. He is what that show has been missing.
When it comes to Nick, stop trying to find love on TV and look for it in real life. And don’t sleep with the bridesmaids after the wedding and dump them by breakfast. Try to get to know her first. Strange concept, I know!
UPDATE: If you are wondering why they split, besides meeting on a TV show, Eonline says that it was the distance that came between them. He is residing in Los Angeles and she lives in Montreal. Neither was willing to move and it is hard to keep a relationship going if you are in two different countries.
Maybe ABC should pick people who live in same general area because this is always going to be a problem. It has happened before and it will happen again.
Forget spending two hours of your life suffering through Bachelor in Paradise, when you can watch Baby Bachelor in Paradise in less than 5 minutes. The cutest and baddest toddlers are looking for someone to share their grape juice with and thanks to Jimmy Kimmel Live they are getting that chance at a beautiful place that pails (yes I spelled it like that on purpose) in comparison to their nursery schools. Plus, there are no teachers nor adults. Well all but the ABC late night host and Bad Chad, but do they count?
Look we all need something that will bring a smile to our faces and this is just what we all need. So sit down and watch it, and try not to say awwww! It is impossible because this is awwwwdorable.
