Before Ted Danson was a chick magnet on Cheers, his Jovan Cologne was a magnet to their perfume. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1977 ad.
The Upfronts start on Monday, so the bubble shows are learning their fate this week. Today, NBC handed out the last of its renewals and cancellations.
The network renewed American Auto, Grand Crew, and Young Rock, and they cancelled Kenan, Mr. Mayor, and The Endgame.
I don’t get it. I didn’t think that American Auto or Grand Crew are watchable, and I love comedies.
I think they would’ve been better off cancelling all of their comedies, except Young Rock, and starting over. Next season, they will be adding a George Lopez sitcom and a sequel to Night Court to their schedule. We shall see if they can bring the funny back.
Ted Danson isn’t as young as he used to be. So as we get older, things start to go like our hearing. And that is what has happened to the actor. Therefore, he got hearing aids, and he loves them.
Today, when he was on The Kelly Clarkson Show, she asked him what he hears now that he didn’t hear before. The lovable actor told her that he can hear his farts again. Before he got the things that changed his life, he didn’t know his toots still made a toot, even though his wife Mary Steenburgen told him they did.
However, once he got those hearing aids in, he could hear his toots toot again. So, now he is back to making them silent but deadly.
And deadly is how Danson described Woody Harrelson’s farts. You have to listen to the interview above to find out why he knows that. Thus, proving that boys will always be boys, even when they are men. That and farts are always funny.
Watch Danson make us laugh tonight at 8:30p on NBC’s Mr. Mayor.
Peter Gallagher is such a stud; he keeps landing the women in Ted Danson’s life.
First, Gallagher played Mary Steenburgen’s husband in Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist and her ex-husband on Grace & Frankie. As we know, Steenburgen is married to Danson in real life.
If that is not bad enough, Gallager is even taking Danson’s fake girlfriends too. Danson is single on Mr. Mayor, and yesterday he finally went on a date, and it was with Fran Drescher. When he went to find out why she didn’t return his text, he discovered she was busy having sex with Gallagher.
If I were Larry David, I would cast Gallager as Danson’s lover on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Gallagher can claim that he kept hooking up with Danson’s women on camera because he has secretly been infatuated with him, and the feeling was mutual.
Before Ted Danson was listening to people’s problems on Cheers as a bartender, he was doing it as a psychiatrist on The Doctors. He hasn’t aged a day since he was 27 in that 1975 episode.
