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How many stars can you count in the Expendables 3 trailer?
June 17th, 2014 under Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]


The first full trailer is out for Expendables 3 and I think this is going to be the biggest D!ck Flick ever. That’s because ever D!ck Flick (Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammar, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Victor Ortiz and Glen Powell) actor except for Bruce Willis is in it. Oh wait, he was supposed to be in it, but they were rumored not to have offered him enough money so he dropped out. Giving them a bigger star by the name of Harrison Ford.
Now forgetting all of that, I can’t wait to see this film when it comes out on August 15th! Seriously, how awesome does it look?

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Dave Letterman, Theo James and Sly Stallone downing raw eggs is eggelent
March 13th, 2014 under David Letterman, Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]



Sylvester Stallone was on The Late Show yesterday and for some reason he wanted to down some raw eggs with David Letterman. Of course, the CBS late night host didn’t want to do it but when the time came he chugged not one, but two of them like a pro. Not to be outdone by him, Rambo put two eggs in a glass and drank them like a one big shot. Then when it was time for the second guest to be interview by Dave, Divergent’s Theo James decided to drink two eggs too. Even though he was the youngest one to do it, he seemed to have the hardest time with it. Either way, they all handled it like the action stars that two of them are.
Before Rocky appeared on the show, he had a message that summed it all up…

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The Expendables 3 now with more action stars and Kelsey Grammer!
December 20th, 2013 under Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]


The first teaser trailer is out for The Expendables 3 and man, is that a lot of testosterone. I don’t what it is about these D!CK flicks, but I can’t wait to see the third one in the franchise when it comes out in August.

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Bruce Willis thinks he’s Expendable, leave Sly Stallone seeing Red!
August 6th, 2013 under Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]


Bruce Willis has pulled out of Expendables 3 and Sylvester Stallone is not happy about it. So much so, Rocky took to Twitter and went all Rambo on him. Stallone went as far to say Willis is “greedy and lazy” and that will lead to career failure. You know, I am trying to argue with Stallone, but I can’t remember the last time Willis had a hit movie. Can you?
Now when it comes to Harrison Ford replacing him, I think he is a better choice for the movie.

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Imagine a movie with Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag?
August 16th, 2012 under Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]


Sylvester Stallone was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno asked him about finally working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Expendables 2 for the first time. Rocky then explained they wanted to make a movie together when they were in their prime and the studios had some interesting suggestions for them. The first one was where The Terminator would wear a dog suit and Rocky would be dressed in a cat suit. They didn’t bark at that offer, but they did hiss at it. The next suggestion for the two of them is that there would be a murders happening going on at a girl’s club and the actors would have to dress up as women to solve the case. Sly quickly negated that movie too because he says that he is not pretty in heels and Anruld is “oyyyyyyy”. Anyone else extremely bummed that movie didn’t come to happen? I would’ve paid have seen that.
BTW I think Sly revealed how we got movies like Twins and Kindergarten Cop from the former California Governor. The people in charge just loved to pitch him wacky ideas until he finally broke down and said yes.

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