Leonard Nimoy might have retired from acting, but that isn’t stopping him from throwing his pointed ears into the American Idol judging mix. Here is what Spock Tweeted this morning, “Mariah Carey got the ‘American Idol’ job replacing Jennifer Lopez. I was hoping to get the call. I would have been less expensive. LLAP” I really hope that Fox considers this because I think he would be perfect for the show. He has singing experience and he has worked with Fox on Fringe, so that is great. Plus what would be my ultimate fantasy is that when he doesn’t like a singer, he can say “Beam me up Scotty” and we all know what he means. There is no intelligent life on this show.
Who is with me think that he would be great on the judging panel along with Mariah Carey?
George Takei was so thrilled that he raised over $150,000 for his Broadway show Allegiance that he did a happy dance and shared it on YouTube. All I can says is something that he says all the time, “Oh my!” What else can you say?
Chris Pine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host that he when he was a preteen he wrote to Premiere Magazine asking for Buffy the Vampire Diaries’ Kristy Swanson’s phone number. The mag published his letter, but never gave him the digits. The future actor had a huge crush on her when he was just 12 and now almost 20 years later Kimmel finally connected the two via the phone on his show during the interview. Even though the young Captain Kirk can have his pick of the ladies, he couldn’t stop blushing over the concept of talking to the woman that got him through JHS. How awwwdorable was that interaction? It makes me want to pine for those blue eyes even more.
All those geeks recreating Star Wars scenes, talking Klingon to their friends and strangers, comic book reading, video game playing, air guitar jamming, deciding who’s hotter Xena or Wonder Woman, attending every Sci Fi convention and still living in your parents’ basement/attic, well guess you can finally get laid! That is if you sell off some of your prized, mint-conditioned action figures.
How you ask? Dennis Hof, owner of Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is creating a brothel just for you. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal the Alien Cathouse is expected to open up on U.S. Highway 95 in Nye County within two months. Heidi Fleiss is assisting on the whorehouse’s theme which is said to be Area 51 with the women will be dressed as aliens. To all you geeks who have fantasized more about sleeping with a martian more than a woman, now you can get the best of both worlds in a galaxy real near-by.
So if you want out-of-this-world sex, then Alien Cathouse is for you! It definitely gives new meaning to be anally probed by an alien…
I know what I am getting some of my guy friends for Christmas next year! Think they will like it with a cherry on top or bottom?
For some reason over the last few months Star Trek’s William Shatner and Star Wars’ Carrie Fisher have been in a battle over which series is better and at one point Princes Leia asked to see Captain Kirk in his original costume. Well today he responded by saying he is willing to do it because he can, but his response to her getting back in to her famous gold bikini will get her to raise a light saber to him.
I hope this battle ends soon before someone tells Scotty to beam them up because there is no intelligent life in this duel.
When it comes to which is better, to be honest they are both the same to me. (A bunch of my friends disowned me for saying that) And when it comes to them getting back in the original costumes, is it wrong for me to want to The Shat back in those tight black pants?
