May 2020-too not turn out to be another 2020.
May it be our best year yet, full of health and no COVID-19, and full of love and happiness.
May we once again party like it is 2019! The good old days.
Happy New Year!
While most people spend the season watching Hallmark Christmas movies, I spend it watching Horror movies. Today, I discovered a short by
called Trevenge, which is the story of all of those innocent trees that are cut down, covered with decorations for your enjoyment, only to be thrown out after the holiday is over. They have had enough, and now they are getting revenge!
So Merry Christmas to you and yours. May you get everything you want. And beware of the tree…
Every year I have so much to be grateful for, and it is all of you!
May you be stuffed with food and tolerate the people you are spending the holiday with tonight.
And also, may you never be that turkey who sees his cousin in the oven!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Today is my favorite day of the year. It is the day we get to be who we want to be, whether it is a slutty version of something like a leaf pile or the person we admire most. Plus, we are given lots of treats. And for the number of tricks I do each year, I deserve it!
Happy Halloween! Don’t let the life-sized bugs bite you.
Today is the day we celebrate our independence from England. And somewhere, King George III still thinks that we’ll be back. I guess it is our fault he went mad because we never come back.
